Well There's Your Problem

donoteat01: So @AliceAvizandum and I are trying to do an engineering disasters podcast, but with slides, because like, engineering is visual. Regular content coming back very soon! If folks like this, we're gonna keep doing them, because these are nice and easy to put together, unlike my videos. (this takes 2 days instead of 2 months) Also there'll be some more polish, and we'll come up with an actual name, and so forth. Presumably we'll move to another channel at some point and get a patreon, too.

Today, @donoteat01, @aliceavizandum, and @oldmananders0n head to the Baltic Sea to learn about Ro-Ro ferries, and the deadliest accident in European waters. And we make some jokes too!

Today @donoteat01, @aliceavizandum, and @oldmananders0n talk about railroading in the age of loneliness: the MMA railroad, and one-man crews.

Today @donoteat01, @aliceavizandum, and @oldmananders0n are joined by @LindsayPB to head to Central Pennsylvania to talk about the biggest civilian nuclear accident in the United States, which nonetheless didn't do very much

Today @donoteat01, @aliceavizandum, and @oldmananders0n talk about the events leading up to the Grenfell Tower Fire, and its repercussions. Vote Labour on December 12!

Today @aliceavizandum, @oldmananders0n, and @donoteat1 are joined by @seanrade to examine the closure of Newfoundland's railway, why it was completely unjustified, and what may come in the future. Also we mispronounce words.

Today @aliceavizandum, @oldmananders0n, and @donoteat1 are joined by @TalentedVoter from the Antifada to talk about mining, the Aberfan disaster, the pitfalls of nationalization under Keynesian capitalism, and also the iggles.

A bunch of nerds told us not to talk about sports, so we ignored them! Today @aliceavizandum, @oldmananders0n, and @donoteat1 talk about the worst disaster in the history of British football Justice for the 96, you'll never walk alone

In this episode which took entirely too long to produce, @aliceavizandum, @oldmananders0n, and @donoteat1 realize they don't know anything about airplanes, and insult the French.

In this episode, @donoteat1, @oldmananders0n, and @aliceavizandum talk about the Quebec Bridge, a bridge so nice they built it thrice

In this video, @aliceavizandum, @oldmananders0n, @donoteat01 and guest @rilaah take a butcher's at the ill-fated Advanced Passenger John.

In this episode which we put together in about 6 hours @aliceavizandum, @oldmananders0n, @donoteat01 (deceased on twitter) are joined by @zachsimonsonIA to talk about the catastrophe that is the ongoing Iowa Caucuses, and are also sabotaged by the pete buttchug campaign along the way

Today @oldmananders0n, @aliceavizandum, and ‪@donoteat01‬ talk about the succ, and various ways succ has been applied to railway traction in the past, present, and future, and also elon musk can suck it

Today @oldmananders0n, @aliceavizandum, and @donoteat01 test the limits of what we can say about fertilizer-derived explosives on the internet.

Today we talk about fish.

oday @donoteat01, @aliceavizandum, and @oldmananders0n talk about the deadliest parade in US history. Dont spit.

In this episode we talk about the northernmost Bojangles franchise with Gareth Dennis

"Why build an airport in the clouds?" "BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE THE PLANES LIVE ALICE"

Today we talk about a mysterious act of God's love.

Today we talk about escalators.

In this half of an episode we talk about the worst industrial accident in modern history, the 1984 Bhopal Disaster. Also we learn some organic chemistry.

This is an emergency podcast where we talk about actual organizing stuff, which it turns out you can do successfully even in a pandemic!

In this episode we talk about man-made mass death and destruction on a scale completely unprecedented in history. fun!

In this episode we talk about pretty blue lights.

Who comes up with a headline like that? Old people in an underfunded and unappreciated department at 3am, that's who. Today we talk about the rise and decline of print media and how it's affected reporting. (Spoiler: badly)

More organic chemistry urrrrgh

Today we talk about goats.

Today we talk about goats and bridges and zinc coffins.

Today we talk about a classic Philly disaster.

Today we talk about incredibly corrupt Italian politics.

We're here to talk about our favorite subject: Trains

so let's see if a low framerate works, go birds

Boats

ha ha tilt rotor go brrrr crashes

in an unusual move today this podcast will talk about trains

lawd help me but it's time to go back to tha old me

we did not have time for the pentagon or much of building 7 sorry for some garbled audio, we didn't record quite right

oil platform go boom

take the fucking bus you freaks

should be "undead utility vessel", realized this after the fact "dinghy of the damned" is also good

magnesium car go boom

today we talk about wooden buildings made of oil

why doesn't anyone listen to the experts they hire

this episode sucks

today we talk about rubber fetishes

we answer your questions

that philly fire jawn

pretty sure we had a good meme in this episode somewhere what that i will put in for the description later but i have had a couple

of all the horrible things which have happened in the american school system, this is one of them

we kidnapped Séamus Malekafzali and held him hostage while we talked about the dumb shit rich saudis build

today we talk about russia

this podcast is of and from these mountains

Today a cat interrupts the pod

your life has value, so don't go to nightclubs

liam gets really mad at both germans and podcasters in this one

new york baybee number 1 in the world

this wouldn't have happened if we could just dump our trash in new jersey

you asked for it

can't believe we're over four years into infrastructure week also if you are mad about the poop building for any reason and want to take it out on us i would like to remind you that this is a "shall-issue" state

this is the episode where we make the poles mad

if you are mad at the editing it's because i was basically blackout on the second pass because CHAUVIN IS GUILTY BITCH also send us your best winamp skins

All the horrors that hell could wish, Such was the price that was paid for— fish!

my train is fight

this is the episode where Liam confuses Albania for Armenia

this is the one where we talk about beer and also bibi's wawa order

PRIMAL SCREAM

man that title is exactly one character short of the youtube title length limit

just give the kids some goddamned enrichment jesus

Yes! It's a funicular disaster!

PA has a two-tier system of higher education funding, and today we will learn how there is a two-tier system within the lower tier of that system, with Nick Marcil from PASSHE Defenders

we've done it

in fact we did no stan rogers references just to piss the listeners off

gonna ride historic on the preservation road

remember the future

former MTA employee ‪@bsquiklehausen‬ was on the show we recorded this the day before cuomo resigned i will fight you

the pope did it

unfortunately our automatic revisionism detector scrubbed liam from most of this episode

i just want to reiterate i don't give a shit if bush did 9/11, the buildings fell down because planes hit them, and if you could think bush put bombs in the towers and put a missile in the pentagon why even bother socialist organizing when the US state can pull off something like that flawlessly???

420 hotbox the whole train fuck yeah wait no not like that

this one will not make any sense to anyone without the slides

this is the one where kate knows more than us yes we know it's named something else now

it's spoopy

it's the cube, from the movie cube

it's actually a pic of the RMS Olympic because we want to make you mad

the exciting conclusion! spoiler: it sinks

revisionists revisionists revisionists. youre all revisionists

just GO STRAIGHT

boat sink (again)

poetic

sorry this took a bit we had supply chain issues (podcast truck late)

i would simply not go in the cave

THIS. IS. CYCLING!!!!!!!!! kicks u into traffic

Truck goes in tunnel. The inevitable happens.

railroad no work good

sorry it's not PC part 2

when railroad not good liam's mic is quiet for the first 15 minutes, nothing i could do about it, sorry

beep boop computers

more like conn'd rail

you thought Phoenix was an affront to G-d and nature? just you wait

boats

penalty for improper use of emergency brake: 180 francs it's serious business folks

this is now a sports podcast

this is an episode about porno theaters and hoagies

truck go vroom thump (bonus episode is late, will be arriving next week, i'm sorry - roz)

sorry for bad audio but everything went wrong, much like in the bad country we are talking about

why would you use prestressed on a cable stay oh my god

boat: once again, it does not float further clarification in writing to the FBI: we do not actually have any intention to procure or construct nuclear weapons please do not arrest us tia

cable car fall down go boom note to FBI: the H-bomb joke is still a joke (see previous episode)

join us to explore the exciting future of 0-emission battery locomotives which are still entirely inferior to their hundred-year-old electric counterparts

it's an episode on building 7, the one which was expertly destroyed in a secret controlled demolition after a 7 hour uncontrolled fire which somehow didn't affect the explosives and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ship fall over

gareth was in town so we recorded a spooky episode with him (sorry for lateness)

clowning around

this is a show about holes

train bad

we answer your questions

too much electrons

oh you wanna be specific and make it a runway huh

we talked about stealing the declaration of independence with maia arson crimew

meine airport vas feelink very normal UND ZEN

If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says "15 miles to the Love Canal" Love Canal, yeah, yeah I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway

Smashy

different places have different safety regulations and that's OK

tree machine broke deer machine working great though

well i guess we gotta talk about this one huh

When you get to hell, tell em 'yay liam'

boat vs. bridge: whoever wins, we lose

self-driving trains were perfected in 2001

roll coal

folks too much stuff is happening

It's like 10,000 plowshares when all you need is a sword

all of your problems ever are because youre not drinking enough water

You would absolutely hate your building to fail rotationally

resonance: when it gets ya, it gets ya

turns out it's hard to build a railroad through the worst terrain on earth

spooky scary ghost plane

folks, do not go in the stretch limo. your closest friends and family are lying to your face and also trying to kill you.

learn to read your radar folks

in a rare move, we cover a disaster before it happens

lotta walls in the news recently huh

storing massive quantities of ammonium nitrate goes wrong again. who could have seen this coming?

This machine kills orthodontists

Poop... poop everywhere... the horror...

these days we all have stress concentrations

folks ACAB does not include building inspectors

wow the pipe dream turned out to be just that, incredible

Soy Cuba? I find it quite Based actually...

And there's no way we could have checked any of these pronunciations

Donald Fagen voice: Trans-Island Railway

electric cars: still cars as it turns out

let's gather round the camp fire and sing our camp fire song

do you like PODS?

bawlmore

ha ha pretty light

spicy rock make boat go fast

can't believe we destroyed both masculinity and the economy with seed oils

sporps [international]

sporps again

i just LOVE THE FUCKING NEWS SO MUCH i gotta watch the FUCKING news AAAAAAAAAAAA-

way down south in the land of traitors, rattlesnakes and alligators

don't let this happen to you. don't rotate a projectile.

folks what if we introduced competition to a natural monopoly? that's a good idea right?

kaboom, whammo, blam

extremely dumb and bad to leave this spooky instead of using it for something useful

what if boat sink, but twice

emergency management is important

a speed-restricted curve in the middle of a high speed main line? what could possibly go wrong

i love a parade

wow this one is more out-of-date than usual, they really gotta stop making so much news

friends don't let friends depart without deicing

SMOKE

Craziest part of this story to me is that the Oneida community abandoned communal free love in 1879 and collectively decided to become a silverware company that still exists to this day. You can buy Oneida cutlery sets right now on Amazon - DEVON check out THE VANQUISHED PODCAST: @VanquishedPodcast

don't stall

spooky angles

it's all happening on 777X, the everything plane

the most dangerous thing in the world: a man with a truck.

turns out there is actually a "plane falls out of the sky" button on your infotainment system, it just takes a while to work

one weird trick to destroy a beloved public space for the sake of parking

in which we talk about an extremely gruesome and also extremely looney toons accident

"we can build a plane, how hard can it be to build a train?" - a plane company

we got a great big convoy, ain't she a tragic sight

War is bad folks

war is bad folks, avoid it can't believe we have to say it two episodes in a row

it's so small you can't even see it

it was my first day

skyscraper episode 2: 2tall 2thin

if your sidewalks are on fire, you may have done city planning wrong

texas city 2: 2 texas 2 city

joe bowden's wild well control of spring texas yee-haw whip crack

when nuclear bombs... go wrong

those pesky screwjacks are at it again

what if a weird guy owned a bridge. a troll even

Incidentally, I'm on the IC electric wreck diet sorry for crunchy audio, aoife couldn't use her normal recording setup

how is this even legal also sorry we recorded this the day right before the updated proposal was released. whoops!

i dropped... i dropped the socket