Teach Me Daddy

This week on Teach Me Daddy, ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ are tackling the surprisingly complex world of personal hygiene. Ever wondered what it takes to stay fresh and clean? Matteo and Chris break down the steps of douching with their signature blend of humor and wit. From choosing the right products to the importance of technique, they guide listeners through the process while keeping the conversation light and entertaining. Whether you're looking for a good laugh or some practical tips, this episode promises to deliver both. Tune in for an educational and comedic take on an often-overlooked topic!

This week on Teach Me Daddy, ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ tackle the ultimate parenting challenge: changing a diaper! Join us as Chris, a father of three, teaches Matteo, who has many nieces and nephews but has never changed a diaper, the ins and outs of diaper duty. But there's a twist—Chris has only ever changed diapers for girls, so this is new territory for him too! Get ready for a blend of comedy, chaos, and some unexpected fun facts about babies as Chris shares his fatherly wisdom and Matteo faces the messy reality head-on. Will they succeed in this diaper-changing adventure, or will it all go hilariously wrong? Tune in to find out on the latest episode of Teach Me Daddy! Listen now for laughs, learning, and a whole lot of love.

This week on Teach Me Daddy, ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ delve into the history of World War II in a uniquely entertaining and educational way. History buff Chris Distefano, with his vast knowledge and witty humor, enlightens Matteo about topics like the Nazis' use of crystal meth, the Treaty of Versailles, and the dramatic conclusion of the war with the atomic bombs. Matteo, who wasn't the best student in school, surprisingly recalls detailed reasons behind Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor. Adding to the fun, their friend Nick, who has an intriguing backstory of being bullied by Lizzo, shares new and fascinating tidbits he discovers about the war.

This week on Teach Me Daddy, ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ learn how to make the classic Italian dish, Spaghetti alla Carbonara. Known for his exceptional cooking skills and deep love for Italian cuisine, Matteo shares his favorite recipe in this fun and educational episode. They use traditional ingredients such as guanciale, Pecorino Romano cheese, eggs, salt, and spaghetti. With Matteo's expert guidance, Chris learns the step-by-step process of preparing this delicious and simple pasta dish, from crisping the guanciale to creating the creamy egg sauce. Watch and learn as Matteo provides tips and tricks to perfecting Carbonara, ensuring you can recreate this beloved Italian meal at home. Along the way, enjoy the hilarious banter and chemistry between Matteo and Chris, making this episode as entertaining as it is informative. Whether you're a seasoned cook or a kitchen novice, this episode of Teach Me Daddy is packed with valuable cooking insights,...

This week on Teach Me Daddy, ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ learn how to draw! Matteo, a skilled artist and graduate of the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, guides Chris through the process of drawing Ursula from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Chris, who loves to learn, puts his own unique spin on the character. Chris's Ursula might look a little different, but that's all part of the fun! Take a moment to listen and WATCH this episode to see their artistic journey unfold.

This week on Teach Me Daddy, ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ learn how to make Chrissy's famous breakfast waffles!! This isn't your typical waffle-making session—Chris's approach is a bit all over the place, but that's what makes it fun! These waffles are more like delicious sandwiches, packed with a variety of ingredients that you wouldn’t normally find in traditional waffles. Chris's special waffles include a flavorful mix of peanut butter, creamy yogurt, coconut oil, rich chocolate, almond spread, honey, and a sprinkle of cinnamon. Despite Chris's enthusiastic efforts, it seems like there might be some ingredients missing! Can you guess what they are? Listen to this podcast and see if you can recreate these eclectic waffles at home. As Matteo tries to follow along, he quickly realizes that this is more about assembling ingredients rather than cooking. The process is chaotic, but the end result is incredibly yummy.

This week on Teach Me Daddy, ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ learn more about the world of romance and intimacy! With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about gay and straight love. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! ????https://www.intimacywithleandra.com/ Has Matteo ever been with a woman? Has Chris ever been with a man? The intimate times these two share with cucumbers and spoons are both hilarious and eye-opening! They learn a lot about a woman's body and what excites men. Dive into their journey as they discover how to be patient with their bodies and communicate better with their partners.

This week on Teach Me Daddy, ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ learn more about the world of romance and intimacy! The guys are talking bonding! really BDSM! With the help of an intimacy coach, they explore the often unasked questions about submissive play. Check out Leandra! Intimacy with Leandra who is helping individuals & couples live their most unapologetically juicy lives! ????https://www.intimacywithleandra.com/

This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to dance! Not just any dance, but ballroom dance! ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ learn with ‪@fredastairedancestudios-ne6812‬ , Artur Sveshnikov & Svitlana Gliebova from Ukraine! They know their Waltz pretty good. Did you know that the waltz originated in the late 18th century in Austria and Germany. It evolved from the folk dance known as the "Ländler" and gained popularity in Vienna's ballrooms! It's now getting popular with the Daddies as they break down this dance and then do the steps together. Solo! They even learn how to dip! It's a fun episode where you learn how to be a lady or a gentleman and that with patience you can learn too how to dance!

This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to speak Chinese! Specifically Mandarin! ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ learn with ‪@manhattanmandarin4119‬ ! We are joined by Jamie and Yijia Geng to learn how to say a few things in Mandarin! In this fun and educational ep, the Daddies dive into the world of Mandarin! Join as they learn how to say simple phrases like "hello" and "thank you," and even count to ten in Chinese! Along the way, they explore the fascinating differences between English and Chinese, discovering that English grammar might actually be tougher than Mandarin’s! Whether you’re new to the language or just curious, come learn alongside Matteo and Chris in this language-packed episode

This week on Teach Me Daddy, we are learning how to make cheese! Specifically fresh mozzarella! ‪@matteolanecomedy‬ and ‪@chrisdcomedy‬ dive into the delicious world of cheese, learning how to make mozzarella from scratch! With the guidance of their friend Nino Palummo, the comedians take a break from their usual romantic lessons to tackle something equally essential to life: cheese-making. Whether you're a cheese connoisseur or just someone who loves a good sandwich, this episode will have you laughing and learning all at once. The episode kicks off with a step-by-step guide to making mozzarella at home. Chris and Matteo discover that it’s not as easy as it looks, but they persevere, turning milk into stretchy, creamy mozzarella right before your eyes and ears! Thank you to Nino and be sure to give him a follow and hire him for a fun night with friends or family! https://www.ninothemozzman.com/