Sweet Boys

Welcome to episode 1 of Sweet Boys! We're so glad you're here and we hope you have as much fun listening to this as we had making it. In this episode we discuss how @Garrett Watts practically saved Andrew’s life, how we met ,our worst fears, our stance on “shade”, how we’re basically in a marriage, Garrett’s bad boy past, high school, friendship, Andrew's crush, our good and bad habits, 2020, awful movie ideas, what could get us in trouble with the FBI, radical coffee consumption, therapy, insecurities, our potential Grammy award-winning collaboration with Pentatonix, Beyonce’s amazing runs, Garrett’s very strange habit, happiness hacks, spirituality, a mind-bending TikTok that terrified Garrett, how the national news might talk about this podcast, Andrew’s abnormally great biceps, what we’re up to, and why we wanted to make this podcast! Bonus: Relaxation session with a guided meditation with incredible, lifelike sound effects that will transport you into the depths of peace, nature and relaxation. Kind of. It’s complicated. Just listen.

In this episode we drink way too much coffee, respond to opinions about our podcast, we discuss our reputations in high school, @Garrett Watts reveals the only thing that matters in the world (spoiler it is fried cheese), Andrew has a meltdown over sauces, we argue over the majestic brilliance of a certain holiday cake with a bad reputation, Garrett reveals his dark side, we reveal our plans to launch a multi-million dollar coffee mug empire, we divulge the greatest emojis and discuss our greatest pet peeves. Andrew reveals what would make him breakup with ANY girl. We explain how a fruit fly could easily end The Rock’s career, we dive into our past with Vine, how Garrett helped birth Will.I.am and also why he got slapped in the face by a certain famous Viner. We reveal Garrett’s Animal Crossing obsession, and how it helped LaurDIY create an agricultural empire!

Welcome to episode three of Sweet Boys! In this episode we drink way too much coffee (as always) discuss why we’re friends, Garrett’s new place, why you don’t need to earn everyone’s respect, reasons to not chase money and social media fame, why Garrett once quit a job after just three hours and the college class that Andrew quit in just 3 minutes, the importance of good energy and proper vibes, why a supermodel would leave her husband for Andrew, what’s gonna happen to Garrett’s tiny house, why Andrew is totally over the dating apps, the greatest concert Garrett has ever seen, why people think Garrett is a mess and how he protects himself, what Andrew could not stand in school and one of the worst experiences @Garrett Watts ever had in high school, the cruel games our teachers played, what being “cool” actually means, the spooky side of the podcast, the importance and thrill of Youtube comments, why Dumbledore is the only lifestyle guru and life coach you need... and of course there is a holiday themed guided meditation for relaxing.

Welcome to episode four of Sweet Boys! In this episode we get interrupted by something odd... also it is spooky for like 17 other reasons but you'll just have to watch it to see.

Welcome to Episode 5 of Sweet Boys! The last episode of 2020! In this episode we unveil our secret plans for 2021, discuss the incredibly wholesome gift that LaurDIY gave us, Garrett goes all out with a holiday decor set makeover, what Garrett ate at 2am while playing Cyberpunk 2077, we sing about a gingerbread man, how Scott Hoying could help us (because we for sure need help) Andrew talks about the power of boundaries, what Garrett does in his free time, we see what Garrett got Andrew for Christmas, Garrett discusses his supreme excitement for Wonder Woman 1984, why Garrett has eaten out of the actual trash alone, Andrew’s tactics for self improvement, they discuss how fried cheese ages, Andrew gives Garrett a present, Andrew discusses his dreams (spoiler alert it is him eating French toast in the bathtub), how failure makes us better, Andrew makes a special announcement, Garrett’s favorite aesthetic, how to manifest good vibes, Garrett’s regrets and his deep appreciation for Unus Annus and how Ethan Nestor inspires him, Andrew magically changes his hands into Ariana Grande hands, what makes Garrett self conscious, and we discuss the trap of the “comfort zone” and the complications of imposter syndrome!

New year, new Sweet Boys! Kinda. Actually we are the same. Watch as we enter the New Year! Happy 2021! We kick off the return of Sweet Boys with a banger of a shocking surprise from Garrett who sneaks a certain wonderful Youtuber onto the set to surprise Andrew! The bone spider sports some new fashions, Andrew discusses his new interest in minimalism and Garrett discusses the heartbreaking act of eating a pizza alone in a parking lot and how he almost broke his back trying to save a bug. A ghost from episode 5 makes a return... part of him anyways. Garrett talks about what influencers do on social media that bothers him, and Andrew discusses the new way he's entering 2021. Garrett reveals a stunning food hack that may or may not involve pizza and orange chicken, moving into his new house and his new pet! We end with an eyebrow makeover even though we had no idea what were were doing.

Enough is enough... or when is enough enough? That might not make sense but it is a question we ask in this episode. Join us as we discuss the traps of social media, fame and ambition, Garrett's pet peeve, how Andrew and Garrett are very, very different and why that's important, the strange thing that Garrett loves (that nobody else does), what drives Andrew crazy, something important Garrett lost, the complexities of Bo Burnham, why judging celebrities is silly, Garrett's stellar impersonation of a very rich person, the importance of gratitude, and why you should not care about new things and instead love the things (and people) you already have.

Time to get real. Enjoy as we get a bit more vulnerable than usual and discuss why it's ok to cry and feel a bit sad and what you can do to feel better at this wild time in the world.

This one is beyond words. At this point.... we have no explanation for both anything and everything in this episode. Don't blame us for what you hear in this, but also weddings are really interesting so for some reason we talk a lot about that, but generally speaking there is quite literally no way we are going to get away with this. If you are watching this, godspeed and also we love you and we respect your bravery and perseverance. This is truly what is is like to hang out with us, and we are very glad to have you here.

This is a rare and vulnerable episode of Sweet Boys where Garrett and Andrew discuss the complexities of dating and what it means in their lives on a very personal level. Love, breakups, compatibility and commitment issues... it's all on the table... but getting there will require patience because the first half of this episode is an absolute roller coaster that can not possibly be described with words. Buckle up and good luck!

Grab a water, grab a snack, grab a friend, a cat, a bug, a mom...whatever, and enjoy a good solid hang with the sweet boys! In this episode we talk getting fired, hair styles, pet peeves, annoyances, loyalty, good habits, bad habits, lasagna, witches, the future and most importantly we discuss what the absolute best pop tart flavor is.

We are so lucky to have you joining us for episode 12! In this episode we discuss the profound effects of the butterfly effect, the most confusing form of TikToks, being single but happy on Valentines day, the greatest memes, the worst conversation happening on the internet right now, the similarities of Gen-Z and Millennials, Instagram etiquette, Garrett's surprising past, positive thinking, internet cooking, our fears and the dizzying habits and lifestyles of a hyper-famous celebrity.

Episode thirteen. Can you believe it? We can’t! In this episode we discuss haunted hotels…shoutout room 13. We also discuss the importance (and healing energy) of content, fandom, how “Attack on Titan” and anime is literally the same thing as sports, why competitive energy is generally the worst, the most unfortunate place to be during a fight, Garrett’s strange (and maybe not completely legal) behaviors in high school, why clout-chasing is not worth it, what Andrew thinks life is all about, our terrible draft tweets, how Garrett sometimes speaks like Bella Hadid, Garrett’s strange habits with food and also everything, the most important TikToker (Spoiler it’s Pudgywoke) what troubling phase we both avoided growing up, Andrews elaborate relationship with a bath towel and the incredibly simple $20 item that makes him feel like he’s “home”, Garrett’s very specific opinion on “retail therapy”, Gucci and all things designer, the biggest enemy to creation and why you should create regardless of views, the spiritual and mental cost of using your phone too much, the importance of muting words on social media, and how the age-old phrase “you are what you eat” applies to things you see on the internet as well.

Welcome to episode 14 of Sweet Boys! In this episode Garrett and Andrew expose their dating profiles and discuss why they have both basically quit the dating apps, What made Garrett call out a TikToker and the lie that Garrett was told his entire life, The bone spider dabs, Andrew gives Dixie Demelio a multi million dollar collaboration idea, Garrett reveals a life hack to always take in the best content in your life, the magic of trusting people, Garrett’s ongoing obsession with Wandavision and Andrews excitement for the Billie Eilish documentary, the danger (but importance) of checking screentime, Andrew’s subtle dating flex and his PSA for being single and dating, Garrett discovers the magic of “ThickBoyTikTok” and Andrew dissects the specifics of TikTok stitches, Garrett & Andrew impersonate the behaviors of a very specific type of male personality on the internet, Andrew warns of the impending artificial intelligence takeover, the psychology of face-tuning and photoshopping and why we choose a certain aesthetic or aesthetics, Garrett talks about the type of person that he feels may or may not be an alien, Garrett rants about his favorite video game, Garrett teases dressing up like a Bachelorette contestant but then immediately changes to Agatha Harkness instead, and Andrew & Garrett both discuss the absurdity of clout chasing.

This is a wild one. Like… more so than normal. the Sweet Boys reveal a very simple life hack that will drastically improve every conversation you have and how to not become hypnotized by your phone, Garrett reveals a very strange and specific fear, Andrew reveals his new obsession, Andrew gets a voice memo from Ricky Montgomery while Garrett says how often he washes his hair, the future of the podcast is discussed, Garrett reveals what he loved in school that most people hated, Andrew and Garrett both unveil delicious surprises, Garrett reveals his baby name even though he does not have a baby, Andrew discusses his least favorite three word phrase that a human can say, the Sweet Boys review the strangest limited edition junk food items in grocery stores right now, Andrew wears a beautiful suit, flexes up a storm, and makes the ASMR community shake with the best crunch you have ever heard, Garrett reveals the troubling thing he did in his past (even though you can’t hear it cause it had to be censored) Garrett discusses how he does not know what to do with his life now that Wandavision is over while Andrew exposes a very strange practice that grocery stores do which makes Garrett question everything, and Garrett reveals somebody important that he may or may not have found on TikTok.

This episode is very untethered and chaotic and sweet and fun. In this episode Garrett reveals the very strange thing he keeps in his attic, reveals who he would like to physically push over and discusses the very odd situation he recently got himself into that lost him $300! Andrew writes an impromptu rap song about an elf on a shelf stealing somebody’s girlfriend, reveals his obsession and what he simply can’t live without, and tells a concerning story about an appointment gone very wrong... Also, they eat crispy chicken sandwiches together in this episode and it's glorious.

In today’s episode, we dive deep into a magical world of conversation and discuss our current obsessions, fairly stale pop culture topics and Garrett’s elaborate, clout-filled Halloween party plans. We also taste, examine and discuss the philosophy behind a seemingly odd sweet treat and give it the official Sweet Boys rating!