Suction Cup Man

Suction Cup Man is climbing a tower owned by Business guy (a.k.a. Guy Business) and shenanigans incur.

North Korea is planning on nuking the shit out of the USA, so it's up to Suction Cup Man to disarm the nukes and preventing WWIII, or maybe starting it.

Suction Cup Man is back to his old tricks, smudging up the windows of some CEO's building, however, things go south real fast, and Mr. Man finds himself dead, and in Hell. It's up to Suction Cup Man to escape eternal damnation.

When Suction Cup Man climbs up a wizards tower the wizard catches him.

Following the suing of Suction Cup Man, resulting in a ban from any climbing grade suction cups, he finds himself in a heavy depression. However, Suction Cup Man rises with a new 'special' way to climb afterwards.

Feathers will fly, wits will be matched, cups will suck.

He will rise...