Shephard's Mind

Shephard tackles a fear of heights, a retinal scanner, and enough electricity to power a small developing nation.

Shephard discovers the marvels of combining environmental hazards, ponders the delicacy that is roast headcrab, and contemplates the philosophical quandaries of resurrection. And then he falls in some water.

Shephard gets water up his nose, meets a strangely apt security guard named Otis, and finds a telephone of the non-banana variety.

Shephard unleashes his inner rage, meets some fans, and develops a distaste for briefcases.

Shephard plays with fire and aliens.

Shephard explores the pros and cons of door-opening mechanisms, the perils of low friction substances, and some of the early works of David Bowie.

Shephard learns th- OH GOD THE BEES

Shephard discovers that love cannot in fact blossom on the battlefield. But that won't stop him from trying.

Shephard discovers the Xen borderworld. Low-gravity shenanigans ensue.

Shephard thinks with portals, but doesn't have the decency to conserve his momentum.

Shephard meets......wait, what?

Shephard gets concrete in all the places that one would not reasonably expect or desire to have concrete.

Shephard gains a pet and loses his nerve.

Shephard gets lost....IN TIME! The elevator music is Van McCoy's "The Hustle" in case you didn't already catch that from my last video with the zombies.

Shephard befriends yet more aliens, radioes some marines, and comes to the startling realization that not all air vents were designed to be emergency escape hatches.

Shephard digs through other people's trash and fights a monster of truly Freudian proportions.

Shephard dines in hell, but doesn't really mind because he missed breakfast.

Shephard's hands are HUUUUGE MAAANN.

Shephard recovers from his oxycodone-induced stupor, misplaces something that was of questionable value anyway, and explores the possibility of film adaptations.

Shephard takes a moment to remember fallen comrades, suffers a party wipe, and effects structural repairs for about ten seconds.

Multitudes of substances find their way into Shephard's pants. No seriously, it's kind of unparalleled.

Shephard attempts to form a truce with the aliens, tries his hand at operating strange technology, and regrets not having taken EOD training.

Shephard defuses the bomb, diffuses a unit of Black Ops, confuses an assassin, and gets suffused with bullets. Featuring a Guest Vocal Appearance by Cyhanide as Lydia the Excessively-Brutalized Black Ops Assassin

Shephard leaves Black Mesa, for better or worse.