Perverts on the Internet

Kunt wonders why his single "Use My Arsehole As A C**t" only made it to number 66 in the Christmas chart, and Mike has a little secret he wants to keep to himself.

Mike's interest in second hand tat promises to pay out, and Kunt finds love in the most unusual of places.

Kunt's show at the Edinburgh Fringe isn't going too well, until a cruel prank promises to turn things around.