Peacecraft

Join Griffin McElroy and Raandyy on an unforgettable journey through Azeroth in PeaceCraft, a new Polygon video series. Can sweet Raandyy find a way through the various checkpoints Griffin has arbitrary established for him in way-too-high-level zones without killing a single creature? I mean, probably not, but let's see.

Oh, no. Raandyy, what are you doing in those high-level zones, bud? You're just a sweet little juice box, a little Level 3 gumdrop. There's spiders in there that are twice as big as you, and fire demons that are twice as big as those spiders. Please, Raandyy, go home.

In this episode, Raandyy gets pretty sidetracked while kicking off the second leg of his adventure. Booty Bay will have to wait: It's Valentine's Day!

Raandyy's about to enter a horrible world of invisible predators and murderous Horde players -- he's going to to need some helping hands to reach his destination!

We're going behind enemy lines to Orgrimmar, the Horde capital city, on our most daring mission yet: To kiss the King of Warcraft right on his giant face.

This was supposed to be such a fun episode: Just Raandyy and a few close friends enjoying each other's company at the Darkmoon Faire. Fate, as it turns out, had other plans.

In the last episode, our peaceful hero did a terrible act of violence that he can never take back. This time, he's taking a little vacation to help get his spirit right, opening the door for a new PeaceCraft star.

In today's episode, professional Raandyy substitute Dr. Pete Loomis continues his voyage through the woods, seeking serenity and dishing out his special brand of medicine.

Having accomplished nearly everything he set out to do in Azeroth, Raandyy's quest nears its end. Before he goes, though, he has one last score to settle.

Well done, my pacifist friend. Now, time to rest.