Neurotically Yours

In the first ever episode of Neurotically Yours, Germaine finds it hard to get some peace and quiet while on her computer.

Germaine knows the pen is mightier than the sword.

Germaine is attacked by Phantom Killer, but it's hardly a fair fight.

The graveyard is Foamy's playground.

Foamy has a lot of questions for Germaine.

Foamy goes on a rant about coffee and the comics.

Germaine is propositioned by Pickup Man, who she kills.

Germaine's about to commit suicide, and Foamy isn't helping.

Foamy tries to find out who smells like crap, and uncovers a terrorist in the process.

Germaine and Foamy attend a club, which Foamy thinks is pointless.

Germaine steals a lollipop from Lollipop Boy, who is then killed.

Foamy has something to say about music.

Foamy recieves emails from fans, both valid and horny.

Foamy becomes frustrated when his hypnotizing book doesn't work on Germaine.

Germaine's too sleepy to give Foamy a ride to the bagel shop.

Germaine isn't too happy that her poetry wasn't accepted.

Germaine orders fast food poetically.

Foamy returns with a second set of letters. It won't be long until people start asking for Germaine getting naked, though.

Germaine drinks a bottle of Gas-E-Pop and starts burping profusely. Foamy is not amused.

Foamy finds a wallet.

Foamy complains about Germain's attempts at witchcraft.

Foamy's sick of reality TV as it is, so he invents The Snuff Channel.

Germaine picks out new glasses while Pillz-E discusses the finer points of the disorder "sigmata of the eye".

Foamy is exhasperated from all the fan mail.

Foamy is dying to go to the creamy cheesy sale, and Germaine is actually dying.

Foamy visits Germaine in the hospital while she recovers from a heart attack.

Pillz-E mistakens a blood pressure cuff for a Kavorkian Scarf, while Germaine is still recovering from her heart attack.

Germaine gets specific instructions she needs to follow from her doctor

Foamy is trying to raise money for the Card Cult by singing squirrelly songs.

Foamy calls tech support to help fix his computer.

Foamy show Germaine the Amityville toaster.

Foamy and Germaine discuss their biggest fear.

Foamy rants about drugs of all sorts.

Foamy's fed up with how Halloween's been turning out lately.

Germaine and Begley have a bit of fun taunting Anchovie in a lingerie store.

In an attempt to bring Santa to her house, Germaine brings a very annoyed elf instead.

Germaine gets a box of specialty chocolates from Anchovie.

The Hatta goes on a rant, Foamy-style.

Foamy can't stand people who talk about his or her calling plan, ringtones, people who forget where his or her car is, or people who think "Certified Pre-Owned" is superior to "used".

Germaine installs a diaboical software on Foamy's computer without reading the user agreement first.

Foamy has a "stuck pixel". Mammed's solution? Uninstall the monitor drivers; you won't see any pixels at all.

Four things Foamy hates about CDs: stickers, Digipaks®, security tags, and copyright protection.

Pillz-E appears once again, this time instead of two diseases mixed up, two types of "crackers" mixed up.

Foamy sings a song about how fat Germaine is; naturally, she hates it.

Foamy likes restaurants, but he can't stand the Happy Birthday songs, the annoying waiters, and the current system of pay.

Foamy's back with his ninth Foamy Fan Mail, and the complaints pile up.

Germaine takes in a new room mate.

An obvious and pathetic attempt at backpedaling on the disgustingly racist comments made by Foamy in an earlier rant dealing with immigration. Being the unpleasant little cunt that he is, Foamy takes the time to insult the people who were justifiably offended.

germaine tries to teach pilz-e how to play texas hold em. but pilze thinks the cards burn, doesnt want to be blind, and talks about charges filed against him for poking some lady.

Mint spaghetti starts off with Pilz-e eating a strange seafoam green string. Germaine soon discovers that he's actually eating Mint dental floss and cat shit. At the end of the episode, he pulls out a yellow liquid, and says, "I forgot to tell you where i got the lemonade! heh heh heh."

Pilz-E confuses the meaning of yet more words.

pilz-e buys cds from satan, and attempts to summon the dark overlord of fire.

foamy gets ticked off about: star trek hands free headsets, mp3 ready cars, car companies never revealing how much a car costs, clarity of cell phone speakers, and twits in mall parking lots playing music.

Pilz-e and his pills. inseparable? i should say yes. And all because of child proof caps. Unfortunately, Pill popping squirrels are at limited mental capacity, and thus cannot open child-proof caps on pills like prozac or vicodin. or my meds, Concerta.

Foamy, Germaine, and a horror flick. Germaine is ranting about how horror flick chicks are merely idiotic representations of real chicks. She says that if she was in a horror flick, she would defend herself instead of merely falling all over herself and screaming at the top of her lungs.

Germaine decides to pay a tribute to the dead... with gummie bears.

Foamy rants about sun bathing.

Germaine becomes bald in a vain attempt on the part of the creator to decrease the amount of rule 34 of his characters

Foamy bitches about people some more.

In this episode Germaine is playing a Zombie-themed video game and complaining about missions where you are required to escort women who are portrayed as helpless, being scared and stupid enough to run into hordes (likely parodying Dead Rising). She also complains about the slim physiques of the avatars. Foamy then berates her as usual on her lack of employment, distasteful hobbies and overweightedness.

Foamy rants about re-uploading videos, Youtube celebrities, and AMVs. Easily the most hypocritical of all the rants. As Neurotically Yours is guilty of many of the things he lists off.

Germaine finally wants to do something about her obesity problem. She consults Foamy about it who refers her to Pilz-E.

Foamy and Germaine meet their new neighbors. This is notable as the first official appearance of Dolan, a psychotic duck who is popular in NY fanworks, in an official episode.