Meat the Carvers

Damien reluctantly brings his girlfriend Kristy home to meet the family. Meanwhile, things take a fatal turn when Victor contends with an obnoxious health inspector, and Jack tortures a priest. Re-edited into the shorts "Chopping Block" and "Love Bites."

Damien frets over the loss of Kristy, who dumped him for the high school quarterback, so Jack takes him to a strip bar, where things take a nasty turn. Meanwhile, a pair of missionaries arrive at the Carvers' home and set their sights on converting Eve, and Delores and Victor head out for a night at the movies. Re-edited into the shorts "Getting Your Fangs Wet" and "Mission Improbable."

Victor and Delores celebrate their anniversary. A burglar terrorizes the neighborhood. Damien ropes Jack into a game of D&D. A quarreling couple arrive at the Carvers' home with an Airbnb reservation. The latter story was re-edited as the short "Savage Sleepover."

Eve haplessly releases Cousin Larry from a crate in the basement, and the monster goes on a rampage, leaving Jack and Damien to clean up the mess. Re-edited as the short "Enter Cousin Larry."

A mobster gets more than he bargained for when he decides to make the Carvers pay for the death of his brother-in-law. Meanwhile, Delores sells cursed objects by mail. Re-edited as the short "Family Recipe."

To bring in extra cash, Victor takes a second job at a vegan burger joint. When Jack is tasked with watching Eve, he takes DMT and goes on a trip into the television to find her. The former story was re-edited as the short, "Sustainably Slaughtered."