Liquor Stories

Join James Lahey in a toast to a new season of Liquor Stories! Take a trip down memory lane to a hot summer’s day in New York CIty, and find out the fucked connection between Scottish men and VAT 69!

Lahey brings us back to a life-changing trip he took to Italy as a young man trying to find himself. He found himself alright, with a bottle of wine, running bulls, and more than one sexy Italian!

Lahey had a liquor epissany while he slept. It was an idea so fucking mind-blowing that he had to bust into SwearNet studios in the middle of the night to share it with you shit weasels before he forgot it!

Lahey leaves his liquor parlour to avenge an 20-year-old injustice. It’s back to the Sunnyvale Bowling Alley, where Lahey was once robbed of a trophy that he rightfully earned!

It has a foul smell and a foul taste, but Benedictine Brandy does the trick, and it allows Lahey to deliver an inspiring lecture on crossing the shit line. Remember, when you drink with the grain of the liquor, anything can happen!

Join Jim Lahey on a trip down memory lane to his days as a Catholic altar boy, and learn about the trials and liquor tribulations of the young man who would become the supervisor of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.