I'm a Monster

Deep in the waters of Loch Ness lies Nessie, otherwise known as the Loch Ness monster.

Limping awkwardly towards us we are greeted by the Mummy. He speaks enchantingly of his life before death, and how he became the monster that he is.

With a bolt of lightning and a flash of thunder, Dracula appears from hiding to tell us his unearthly tale. Unable to stand daylight, he rests in his coffin during the day, only appearing by night in the guise of a bat. This famous monster is out to get your blood.

Sitting and watching a depiction of himself in a Hollywood film, Frankenstein's monster int tells his side of the story. Put together with bits of bones, arms and eyeballs, this rugged creature was brought to life in a rather unusual way.

Sneaking out from behind a tree, we meet Bunyip, a very shy vegetarian monster. Hailing from Australia, this abnormal looking creature likes to hang out around rivers and pools. He also has the unique method of hugging his predators when attacked.

Hidden well below a volcano we encounter three one-eyed giants known as the Cyclops Brothers. These bad tempered giants have been around since the Ancient Greek times, and spend their time making weapons for the Olympians. Next time you see a smoking volcano, you can be sure these three creatures are hard at work.

As we wake her from her sleep, the Dragon reluctantly introduces herself. This old and wise monster is the ultimate bringer of terror from the skies. And beware she is very hungry, so make sure you have your cows locked up.

Floating around the moonlit Irish countryside we happen across a Banshee. Known for her crying and wailing, this monster is never welcome at anyone's door. However she insists she is just trying to warn people of their impending doom. Just make sure you don't pick up her comb.

With her shadow looming over a child as he sleeps, the Boogieman appears to tell us her story. This once previously feared and worshiped monster has been reduced to rags after losing her powers. Now- can she even frighten children

Situated in the Himalayan Mountains is a brightly lit cave where the Yeti lives. A believer in peace, this fearsome looking monster actually runs a Mountain Rescue Service. Having been pursued for years by climbers, hunters and expeditions, all this monster wants is to be left alone.

Chilling out on a rock above the sea is the very glamorous Mermaid. Not believing she is a monster, she glides beneath the ocean telling us her unique characteristics. Is it really just bad luck that ships sink when they are around her Perhaps she is too obsessed with her fame and glamour to really notice.

The Headless Horseman gallops his phantom horse through the Hudson Valley. Reduced to being a tourist attraction, he remembers the glory days when everybody was scared of him, and nothing got in his way. But whatever you do, don't call this monster a fairy.

Once a pretty girl turned monster Medusa, from the famous Gorgon family tells about growing up in the ancient times, and how life changed for her when she went to Temple school. Try not to look this monster in the face.

Resting beneath the ocean is the giant whale Moby Dick. Originating in a novel, this world famous creature has reason to be paranoid! His biggest enemy, Captain Ahab, is out to get his blood. But this giant monster of the seas is not be to messed with.

Lurking about in a boggy field in Ireland, we are searching for a small Irish man known as a Leprechaun. You have been warned though these little creatures are very mean and are devious tricksters. See if you can spot his pot of gold.

Ready for a night of haunting, we stumble across Blackshuck, a black hairy dog found in the British Isles. This dog isnt fussy, he will haunt wherever he finds spooky. Believed to be the inspiration for a Sherlock Holmes story, this creature also claims he protects lone women walking in the night. Perhaps its wise not to look into his fiery gaze.

With the clap of her wings, the Thunderbird of North America brings thunder to the valleys of Beaver Prairie. This supernatural bird also has the ability to pull clouds together to make rain. A protector of the people, this colorful bird has immense power and strength- although these days, she hasn't got many people to protect.

In the middle of having his bath, we meet the Jersey Devil, a very shy monster with a strange body. Since people are always trying to capture him, he prefers to live in the remote forests of New Jersey. He's not happy being labelled a monster, and is frightened that his home may become a tourist attraction.

Chilling out in an underground cave in Norway are two Trolls. These clumsy, clueless monsters have a rather unusual appetite: eyeballs for supper is not everyone's cup of tea. Because sunlight and lightning turn them to stone, they stay inside their cave all day, but are they too stupid to remember why

Sporting her signature black dress and pointy hat, meet the Witch. Her home is what we expect so is her black cat, her cauldron and of course her mode of transport the broomstick. She explains why witches have been among the most famous and feared monsters of all time.

Roaming around the Altai Mountains of Southern Mongolia is the fame seeking wannabe missing link- Almas. She dreams of world domination, and does not favor scientists who don't acknowledge her. Somebody needs to get this monster an agent to put her out of her misery.

Meet the Basilisk, known as the King of the Serpents. From an egg laid by a seven year old rooster- (ouch!) and hatched by a toad, this funny looking creature was always a bringer of doom. Basilisk, though, is adamant that he is simply a victim of his own nature. If you like him- make sure he doesn't look at himself in the mirror.

Enter the command centre of Capitol buildings Washington USA and meet the DC Demon Cat, he's been expecting you. This spooky feline has only been sighted at important times in American History. Don't be fooled by his innocent pussycat looks, this kitty is nobody's pet.

A very proud mother of little monsters, Echidna is a fiery Greek goddess with a long slithery tail. Echidna loves her family, and introduces us to her rambunctious, monstrous brood and her family wall of fame!

The three angry sisters bursting through the clouds are the Furies. These feisty ancient Greek goddesses for whom every day is a bad hair day, are here to stop baddies getting away with their crimes. Known as the angry ones, they will never stop tormenting the wicked.

Meditating deep below the ocean the Giant Squid waits. Watch out for his impressive suction cups, his lethal stingers and his big long eyes. Better not take pictures of this enormous sea creature- you may be his next meal.

Should you find yourself jumping around a river bed in Japan, prepare to meet a river child called Kappa. He's a fun loving martial arts expert, and he'll challenge you to take join in the games he loves to win. Remember, if Kappa spills the potion from well in the top of his head, he'll lose all his strengths.

Slumbering in the deepest chasms of the ocean is the Kraken. This giant squid-like sea monster with one disturbing eye often gets confused for an island when it surfaces. Whatever you do, don't wake this monster from its age long sleep.

If you had your own labyrinth to live in , you'd be a s proud of it a, the half human, half bull monster Minotaur is, when shows us around his complex home. He shares the sad story of his family, and why the labyrinth was built to house him. Can you find the way to his room before he does

In a brightly lit restaurant, we meet an affable if hungry Ogress as she waits to be served. The unusual mixture of worm soup with onion and pigs head for her dinner gives us an idea this giantess' voracious appetite. She's friendly, just DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD!!

Perched high above the French capital Paris, we find the Gargoyle. We learn how she got her name and how the world famous Notre Dame Cathedral came to be her home. Like most of us who are not beautiful she hates having her picture taken, but she doesn't mind sharing her secret!

Feel a chill in the air Maybe you're about to meet a Ghost. This lady-like spook, shares the pros and cons of living on the other side. She is no fan of paranormal investigators, and really means no harm- she just wants to be treated as if she exists.

A teenage Ghoul on his gap year travels sends a video diary to his mum- and tells how Ghouls were created by the Muslim Prince of Darkness, and have been with us for centuries. We learn about his diet and habits, and also his desire to be famous.

If you come for a stroll in the forests of North West America, you may meet this highly confused Big Foot. Be prepared for lots of questions- is his foot big does he smell does he even exist Maybe he is just a man in a gorilla suit, does anybody really know.

You're in luck! You have secured a meeting with a very busy, in demand human horse combo- the Centaur. Originally from Thessaly, this monster has been around since Ancient Greek times and has many stories to tell. If you want this monster to be in your next book or film, you have come to the right place- book now to avoid disappointment!

Trying to keep up with this monsters movements may be your biggest worry as we are introduced to Springheeled Jack. He was famous for being able to jump very high walls, which led him to becoming a villain in the early form of comic- the Penny Dreadfuls. Watch how he breathes blue and white flames, and try to keep up with him- where's he gone

Meet Charybdis, the whirlpool making monster that lives beneath the sea in Sicily. Known for causing boats to sink, Charybdis tells u about her family and past adventures including her battle with Zeus.

On an exclusive visit to a top secret mine, we are introduced to the Goblin. No day is complete for this monster if she hasn't caused some trouble. Ever wondered why you have warts on your fingers, or where your socks have gone Well this monster will probably have something to do with it. Oh- and did you know, The Goblin is a major media star!

This spiky looking, over excited Latin American monster- El Chupacabra- tells us about her fearsome blood sucking reputation, which she believes makes her a bigger cheese in the Monster world than even Dracula. Make sure to lock up your chickens and goats when this monster is about.

This slow clumsy monster- the Golem- awakens to tell us about his mysterious past. He is made of clay and is unable to talk. He explains why this is so when he tells us of his past adventures in Prague and his later fame in books and films.

That forthright horsey sort is Herne the Hunter! He and his ghostly owl love to haunt people, especially- er- the Queen! Herne claims many famous people have been inspired by his story. Is he a historic figure as he says- haunting to correct injustice- or an elder god- leading the terrifying Wild Hunt through the moonlit woods and fields of England.

A limping Zombie invites us into her hut and tells us how a Witch Doctor cast spells over her dead body and brought her back as a Zombie. Pieces of her frankly rotting body are falling off, but this monster is still determined to get a break in Hollywood. Right!

Three bird-like creatures introduce themselves as the Sirens. These monsters like to sing and laugh. Luring sailors with the sweet sound of their music will have terrible consequences for those who visit their little island.

Meet the Puca, a mythical Celtic creature that has the ability to change into many forms while being in more than one place at the same time. This fun loving monster is always up to some mischief.

This monster is known for his invisibility as well as causing disease and destruction. Claiming to be stronger than strong, the Oni has the body shape of a tiger and carries with him his iron club. A native of Japan, legend has it that if you don't look like your parents, you are the child of an Oni.

The alien-like monster that is the Mothman always seems to be around when disaster strikes. Confused by what we humans look like, he nevertheless tries to warn us of impending disaster. But is this monster real, or is he just a hoax- or mass hysteria

Fresh from terrorizing a village, Hydra, the nine-headed monster with the most poisonous breath in the world, grudgingly offers a tour of her home. As well as hearing about her Ancient Greek parentage, we learn how this monster managed to grow- and lose so many heads. Its so not fair!

Resting on a rock in the sea is a Selkie, a seal which can sometimes turn into a human. In human form, he tells how he falls in love with a beautiful woman, only to break hearts when he is called home by the stirring sound of the sea. Leading a double life can be sad for this emotional monster.

We had trouble trying to fit this monster into one shot due to his enormous height. Meet the Wendigo, a native of the cold Canadian forest wilderness. He's very hungry and and extremely powerful. So powerful, he can turn day into night. This creature will eat anything in his path, so don't call him Wendy, okay

Sssh! This is a rare chance to meet our gentlest monster, the Tsukomogami from Japan. Biwa is a type of lute, and this Tsukomogami was played and loved for more than 100 years- giving her a soul and a life of her own. We find her on a tip with other Tsukomogami- a prankish chamberpot and a grumpy chair. They hate wasteful selfish behaviour, and the modern habit of making things not to last...

Flying around in her mortar, we are introduced to Baba Yaga, an old witch look-a-like from Russia. Warning us that she is old and mean, this monster will eat you if you are bad. With the help of her fellow riders, no one is safe. Watch out for her dancing house.