I Swear

France! We are back on lockdown again, but fear not! For every day that we have to stay at home, I'll teach you a new English insult so you can slag off the French government and they won't understand!

Episode 2 of my new mini-series “I Swear” is dedicated to the word “twat” by popular demand. Every day a new insult!

Slag! New English insult every day of lockdown in France!

Wanker. It’s like “branleur” but not really!

Cockwomble. I’d never heard this before so I’m learning new insults too!

Douchebag! Because today is a good day for a US insult.

Bollocks. One of my favourite words and one of the most versatile!

Bellend. A beautiful English insult.

Motherfucker, because it's been American week all week.

Fuck Me! Because it has a double meaning.

Fanny. Because it’s both a name and an insult.

Wankstain. Just Wankstain.

Arsehole. Not to be confused with asshole.

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Minger. Who’s the prettiest of them all?

I broke my glasses like a knob.

Scumbag.

Not the movie.

After 30 days, 30 episodes and 1.5 Million views, I can’t be arsed anymore. Thanks dickheads for insulting me for a month!