Half in the Bag

(00:00) Keeper and Together (5:30) Five Nights at Freddy's 2 (16:37) If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (26:28) Eddington (27:27) IT: Welcome to Derry (30:28) What R Next? and Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

Sam Raimi's back! His new movie features the most blood, vomit, and torture in a mainstream movie since Spongebob: The Search for Squarepants. In this episode, Mike and Jay discuss their thoughts on Send Help as well as delve into a disturbing and potentially deceptive practice of using AI to alter foreign films to look and sound like they're natively English language. What does the world coming to??!

Mike and Jay finally ventured back to the movie theater! To see Lee Cronin's The Mummy. Looks like they picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

At long last, a new Star Wars movie is finally here! Is it the start of a grand new saga? Is it the continuation of characters and lore that anyone cares about? NO! It’s Baby Grogu wandering around the woods looking for something to eat because his tum tum is hungry. It’s The Mandalorian saying everything with the monotone inflection of a bored customer service employee stuck on the line with an elderly person trying to figure out their cable bill. Star Wars is back baby! If you pay for Disney Plus but also want to pay even more to see a Disney Plus streaming series in a theater for no good reason, this is the movie for you!!!

OMG Mike and Jay actually went to the movie theater two weeks in a row! Buckle up, you clowns, because there's even more to come! This week, they saw Backrooms, which is all the rage with young people that are into digital folklore, video games, creepypasta Wikis, and other embarrassing things. These two schlubs went to see how it works just as a movie.

Amazon studios had the nerve to spend 175 million dollars on a new He-Man movie. Could have made 175 Obsessions and made 958 Billion dollars in profit. I do commend them on the effort and the movie was a lot of fun. The wound of the Canon He-Man movie painful and took a long time to recover from. I finally got to see the He-Man movie that should have been. It's a shame it's 20 years too late and I'm nearly dead.

(00:00) Intro (02:55) "Youtuber" Movies (09:05) Hokum (15:10) Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie (18:19) Scream 7 (23:44) The Drama (34:51) Widow's Bay (41:02) From Season 4

(00:00) Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die (04:35) Videoheaven (07:55) They Will Kill You (10:15) Over Your Dead Body (13:56) Obsession (25:34) Post-Obsession Studio Ideas (30:10) Curry Barker vs. Kane Parsons (35:48) Outro