Giant Bomb's Endurance Run: Chrono Trigger

Ryan and Patrick pull the Trigger and begin our next Endurance Run!

So THAT'S why Sister Act 3 never got off the ground.

Hey man, next time you lightning bolt into a honey badger, how about you let us know first?

Hey guys, remember that whole thing about the save battery being 16 years old? Well...

Ryan and Patrick make their daring escape from the evil clutches of SNES sound effects.

Woah woah woah. When did this game turn into F-Zero?

Let me give you some life advice: stay away from acid.

And the fires of Hell and Brimstone did rise from the earth, and Ryan used ice attacks on it.

"Why bats, Master Brono?" "Bats frighten me."

You want me to get your food AND clear your bridge? What exactly do you knights DO around here?

Let's just take a moment to admire this beautiful waterfall before we slaughter some forest creatures.

In my defense, your Honor, the two children combined into one being and then mercilessly pummeled me.

Remember in The Lost World when all the little green dinosaurs ate that guy? It's kinda like that.

Look, Bobo, I had a lot of soup last night. I may have said things I didn't mean. I like you as a robot.

Brog! Buddy! You won't believe what we found. I mean, you could probably guess, but... here.

Don't worry, Bobo. I'm sure it's not as scary inside.

Conveyor belt guillotines, sneaky sorcerers, and perhaps the most unexpected enemy imaginable.

Only a master of evil, Magus!

I'm pretty sure I saw this scene on the cover of Heavy Metal in the early 80's.

Life may have found a way, but Ryan and Patrick found electricity.

I suppose now would be a bad time to mention that I'm afraid of heights.

You guys should really think about putting some guardrails on this thing.

Oh yeah, dystopian future? EAT LIGHTNING!

Whoever is filming this world needs to learn how to use their exposure control.

Well, that's one big scary pit. Sure hope nothing evil and humungous lives down there.

Round two. FIGHT!

Nice place you got here. Too bad it's about to get TRIPLE RAIDED!

Ryan and Patrick learn to differentiate one color from another.

Magus has to do what's right for him because it's Magus' time. Up there! Down here, it's Brono's time!

The dreary future truly tests Ryan and Patrick's endurance.

Ryan and Patrick learn to endure the genuine affection of a 16-bit cat.

Watch as Ryan and Patrick must endure simply the rudest of all skeletons. Why, I never!

Ryan and Patrick invade Ozzie's home, and are rewarded with a newfound support for PETA.

Patrick and Ryan pour out a forty for their lost homie(s).

Ryan and Patrick must endure a T-Rex, and he wrecks.

Ryan and Patrick's band of freedom fighters roam the land searching for a way back into the castle.

Ryan and Patrick must endure some genuinely touching campfire stories.

Ryan and Patrick must endure a conspicuous series of bills from a wild pack of carpenters.

Ryan and Patrick learn that "ultimate damage" is the key to world-peace.

Ryan and Patrick are awkward witnesses to some do-mech-stic abuse.

There's a time when every hero must look inside himself and ask, "Am I ready to fight Lavos or should I grind a bit?"

Sharing the conclusion of your epic journey live on the Internet is the only way to get the best ending.