Funhaus Gameplay

Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called the Nute Gunray. That's when you bang your partner so good that when you finish they look over their shoulder and ask "Is that... legal?"

They were originally going to honor tradition by hanging a bloody sheet out of their window on the wedding night, but poor Jacob faints at the sight of his own blood.

Jacob's new favorite s*x act is called the "Order 66." That's when you conference call with all of your friends and finish on your partners at the exact same time.

Human anomalies Jon and Ryan attempt a full playthrough of the horrifying psychological journey known as Exit 8.

I would like to start a nonprofit that helps recently released non-violent drug offenders get jobs at everybody's aunt Deborah's new cannabis candle side hustle.

The whole premise of this movie is ridiculous. I've sealed dozens of kids in wells and those crafty little guys always manage to find a way out.

My mom chose to deliver me by a rarely performed type of C-Section. She just smoked a pack of Camels and drank a six pack of Coors and out I came!

Aw man. I thought this was going to be about filling that yawning empty chasm where my empathy and affection for others is supposed to be. Oh well. Back to practicing how to express joy in the mirror I guess.

Let's be honest. The best any Funhaus member could hope for in an apocalypse is a brief but eventful life as a limbless pleasure torso.

Hope you wanted to hear about Ryan's stained shorts. Again.

You know, I give the French a lot of sh*t around here for being contemptuous, humorless, chain-smoking adulterers, but to be fair I've actually interacted with French people.

Jacob once crawled through five hundred yards of sh*t smelling foulness just to find a Gundam decal he dropped down a sink drain.

James prays to a framed still of Crud Bungo every night before shooting his ass cheek full of silverback pre-cum or whatever it is he's using these days to get a pump on.

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Congratulations to Pat DiFazio of Saugus, Massachusetts for picking Jason Biggs in our "Which Irrelevant Celebrity Will the Gang Skewer Next" pool!

I've been going to Sunday mass every week for years now. I'm not super religious. I just have a debilitating addiction to Myrrh. An addiction to Myrrh... You know, the stuff they burn in that ba- F*ck it. Never mind.

Hey, don't knock novelizations. Three of my four best friends in high school were Sliders novels. And my girlfriend was a well worn TV Guide cover of the cast from Lexx.

Whatever. Taylor Swift wrote a bunch of songs about me too: "Do You Have to Cry Right After (Every Time)?" "Please Stop Going Through My Trash." "Seriously, I'm not THAT Taylor Swift." "As Per Court Order, the Accused, Adam Brouillard, Shall not Come Within 50 Yards of the Plaintiff, Tayler Swiff, Under Penalty of Fine and/or Imprisonment."

Songs Taylor Swift Wrote About Me - B Sides: "Four Inches is Plenty." "Did You Put This AirTag Under My Car?" "(2 Weeks is 2 Soon 2) Marry Me." "What Are You Soaking that Rag With? (acoustic)

This video is so woke that Kid Rock shot his computer full of holes then had Louis CK j*ck off on the remains.

Almost no waist. Cans the size of yoga balls. And the face of a melted Kris Jenner wax statue. In other words, perfect.

Check out all the Sims body mods too nightmarish for the masses. Thanks Funhaus members for all your support!

Nah. I don't know that much about Pokemon and stuff. But in fairness I'm a super cool guy with a cherry PT Cruiser and TWO leather jackets my mom got me at Kohl's.

The last time Jacob choked someone with a lightsaber like that he had to pay them $300 an hour, plus the cost of deep cleaning blue milk out of the motel room carpet.

Dear Funhaus viewers, Happy Valentine's Day! Do you like me? Like, LIKE me like me? YES___ NO___ NOT SURE___ HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY "NO"___ MY BOYFRIEND IS, LIKE, THIS HUGE RUGBY PLAYER___ HOW DID YOU GET THIS NUMBER?___ THAT'S IT I'M CALLING THE POLICE___ HELLO, POLICE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE CALL'S COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOU*click*___

Once the apocalypse hits do you guys think I should sell access to my holes a la carte, or offer them on some sort of rotating monthly basis, like Hello Fresh?

Let it be known that a true Elden Lord shall live life no more than one quarter cubit at a time. All else matters not. Neither tributes to my lord, nor my forge and bellows, nor the many grievances of my coterie.

Does anybody know if there's an easier way to get spider powers, because I'm running out of uncles to watch slowly die in my arms.

We mod Cyberpunk 2077 to within an inch of its breaking point. Plus, nude trains.

Ooh cher, that there Poison Swamp looks mighty deep! Watch the debut trailer along with the Elden Boys.

Wow. Tom Cruise is looking pretty rough in that new Mission: Impossible movie. You'd almost think he was the one who's been chained up in the engine room of some ship while his husband, the head of a goofy space religion/violent ponzi scheme, pretends to be him on the phone every few years when the police start sniffing around.

Rollerblades were a real game-changer in the 90's, allowing skating aficionados to not get laid with twice the efficiency of those in regular skates.

Finally, we play the best time traveling third person puzzle platform mummy shooter of 2023 that costs under a dollar. Only for Funhaus members!

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Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015!

I may not have c*m gutters as defined as James' but I do have some folds near my waist that are clogged with decomposing leaves and debris.

Even more deeply revealing and uncomfortable moments from Eye Tracker, only for Funhaus members!

He promised these were the best games ever made. He promised...

We finally get to the bottom of Lawnmower Man.

So... many jokes...about... Ryan living in... trash. Too... many. I can't. Should've... sent... a poet.

When sorting your jars of urine always take care to label them based on ex-girlfriend's last name, NOT bottling date. Take it from me, it's pure hubris to think that you'll remember whose is whose by smell alone.

Don't worry, fellas. Many women have told me that 3 inches is plenty, and that I shouldn't be embarrassed but should probably stop crying and that their Uber is waiting outside even though I didn't see them pick up their phone.

I was going to try and become a firefighter but then I figured I could make chili and trim my mustache all day at home and avoid all those stairs.

Do Hutts mate like slugs where they intertwine, piercing each other with chitinous darts before spewing mucousy seed from their sarcobela into each others receptaculum seminai? Or is it gross like how we do it?

Even more embarrassing revelations for all you beautiful Funhaus members!

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I don't trust banks anymore. That's why I put all my money into NFTs. North Florida Terraces, Gainesville's premiere timeshare community. Come on by for a brief four hour informational chat to receive a handsome tote and two free tickets to the University of Florida Bat House!

Thank god Al Gore invented the internet, otherwise I'd still be trafficking human organs out of my stepdad's basement like an amateur.

I asked AI to make the most handsome version of me too, and still the best it could come up with was a rendering of Nick Lachey's corpse.

Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015!

Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015!

Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015!

Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015!

Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015!

Jacob's favorite sex act is called "The Sebulba". That's when you try to do foot stuff behind the wheel but don't get to finish. Thank you to Hsskor for giving us access to their private Star Wars Galaxies server! I am a Star Boy, like my father before me.

Welcome to Funhaus, the internet's ONLY comedy, gaming, and variety channel since 2015!

Thanks for joining us all these years! We love you.