Fred Has Problems

Fred offends his local garbage man by calling him a garbage man.

Fred volunteers to help find a lost dog who was lost in the first place because of him.

Fred claims that an overweight man sat on his hand and injured his thumb.

Fred is accused of nailing a co-worker's wife in a pumpkin patch.

Fred is denied an "I Voted" sticker when a poll worker decides he is "egregiously uninformed."