Fool Canada

A skateboarder is ticketed for speeding; Ian Yard introduces the Raccoon Release Program.

Patrick launches a campaign to make poutine the national food of Canada.

Richard Move inspects boats in cottage country; Ian Yard installs a bridge for bears.

Transportation Officer Richard Move (Will Sasso) travels to cottage country to encourage boat owners to go green; Bylaw Enforcer Ian Yard (Sam Kalilieh) installs a bridge for bears...in a Whistler homeowner's yard; a Peggy's Cove tourist pushes the limits of patience; American TV host Hoyt Baxter (Will Sasso) asks "What is Canada?"; and the Town Crier (Sandy Jobin-Bevans) makes a love connection in the nation's capital.

Transportation Officer Richard Move (Will Sasso) implements a new baby stroller policy; Bylaw Officer Ian Yard (Sam Kalilieh) polices a local kids' playground; a Quebec Culture Officer (Craig Lauzon) administers a formal dress code for English-speaking tourists; a Tax Assessor (Sara Hennessey) introduces a post-purchase Grocery Sales Tax; and a Niagara Falls tour operator (Sasso) manages to convince an adventurous tourist to go for a barrel ride over the falls.

American TV host Hoyt Baxter (Will Sasso) explores Canada's obsession with hockey; an Urban Fisherman (Craig Lauzon) enlists the help of passersby; frustrated homeowners get a chance to take matters into their own hands when a booth opens in Toronto accepting cash for raccoons (Sara Hennessey); and overzealous mountain bikers go for a ride in a B.C. park... with their babies strapped to their chests (Lauzon, Nigel Downer).

British Bachelor Roland Shaftesbury (Will Sasso) looks for love and friendship at Wasaga Beach; a Tax Assessor (Sara Hennessey) implements a new tax for using the dog park; Bylaw Officer Ian Yard (Sam Kililieh) visits Toronto homeowners to introduce a multi-color-coded Recycling Program; a focus group discusses changing the Canadian Coat of Arms; and the Urban Fisherman (Craig Lauzon) makes friends - and enemies - at Trout Lake, BC.

Transportation Officer Richard Move (Will Sasso) pulls over an ice cream truck; the Happy to Help booth offers assistance in both official languages; patient (and impatient) shoppers encounter a very slow supermarket cashier (Sara Hennessey); Bylaw Officer Ian Yard (Sam Kalilieh) talks to a homeowner about plans to build an aboveground natural gas pipeline in B.C.; and British Bachelor Roland Shaftesbury (Sasso) looks for love in the most romantic town in Canada, Niagara-on-the-Lake.

A charming entrepreneur enlists help to sell Moose Rides in Collingwood (Will Sasso); a newcomer gets a job in the Happy to Help Booth and finds himself with more questions than answers (Nigel Downer); a Tax Assessor (Sara Hennessey) fines homeowners for not taking down their Christmas lights; and Patrick Poutine (Craig Lauzon) continues his quest to make poutine Canada's official food.

The Ex-President (Will Sasso) opens a Canadian souvenir stand; a linguistics professor studies Maritime dialects; the Town Crier (Sandy Jobin-Bevans) takes on Haligonians; a Tax Assessor (Sara Hennessey) levies a new Park Bench Tax; an organic farmer (Sasso) offers samples of some unusual meats; and Bylaw Officer Ian Yard (Sam Kalilieh) enlists help treating squirrel fever.