Drinking With Goosebumps

Ned's got a new friend with a rude mouth. Bob's got a love for pizza. Jason's got suddenly Jewish. And R.L. Stine's got some great new original ideas for his sequel to Night of the Living Dummy.

R.L. Stine gets lazy and decides off-leash dogs constitute a horror theme. And no, the dogs aren't even rabid like Cujo. Meanwhile, Amy and Max finally catch up with the guys. Happy Halloween, bitches!

Wendy and her brother Elliot find themselves stranded in Camp Jellyjam, where the creepy camp counselors encourage everyone to give it their all in every sport and activity… or else. Elsewhere, Amy wins the gold medal for another lackluster shot recipe, and the guys reach for low hanging fruit with fat jokes and jabs at women playing sports.

It's too soon for another Living Dummy book, so R.L. Stine comes up with a new totally unique idea: living lawn gnomes! Luckily Ned came equipped with a specialized bat to help destroy the book.

Erin and her best friend Marty are huge fans of the Shock Street movie series, tastefully-handled pornographic films focusing on the ancient technique of the Shocker. But that all changes when Erin's dad gets them front-row seats to the Shock Street studio tour. Now, Erin and Marty are in for the shocker of a lifetime... As the old saying goes, "thou must insert two ineth the pinketh, and whilst this occurs shall thou place one in the stinketh."

It's time for another Goosebumps sequel! Steve wants a Halloween mask just as scary as Carly Beth's from last year. But when the creepy old man mask makes him weak and impotent, there's no Viagra or Cialis in sight. Meanwhile, the guys are offended that someone online said they don't drink enough, so they rise to the challenge. But will they go too far? Yes, yes they will.

Something's up at Hill House... something ghostly. Duane and Stephanie are obsessed with the legend of the headless ghost, and they're determined to find his head. Elsewhere, Ned is obsessed with finding head, too, but a different kind of head... Gay glory hole head.

Brrr! Bundle up, viewer, because we're going on a journey to the Last Frontier. Seward's Folly. The Sourdough State. Baked Alaska. That's right, for book #38, Goosebumps goes to West Canada for a thrilling journey on the tundra, featuring: sled dogs, abominable snowmen, and magic balls... snowballs, that is.

Mark has jungle fever. He's absolutely obsessed with the jungle! He loves the jungle soooo much, especially when he's playing his jungle video game! Then one day Aunt Benna, who works in the jungle, sends Mark a shrunken head from the jungle! And when she invites him to visit her in the jungle, Mark is jungling for joy! It's jungle-tactular! Oh my, I've had a stroke.

Third time's the charm, or at least that's what R.L. Stine was thinking when he put out Same Thing as the Last Two Dummy Books III. Join us as we discuss the finer points of ventriloquism, pranking your cousin, and dummy gangbangs.