Desus vs Mero

In the world premiere of the Desus vs. Mero podcast, our fearless hosts talk about J. Cole, Big Sean, Derrick Rose's reading skills, and the True Religion Theory.

Just in time for the holidays, we bring you the second episode of #desusvsmero, in which our hosts—@desusnice and @thekidmero—gift you Knowledge Darts on Beyonce Time vs. K. Michelle Time, Legal Aid, Instagram DMs, racist adult films, Joe Budden's beard, and how to bed a Puerto Rican GILF.

New Year, New Things: Mero and Desus (a.k.a. "Day-zeus," for the Latinos) are back for 2014 to take on HBO's Girls, getting curved on Tinder, Hypebeast apples, French cheese, Jameis "R.N." Winston, "Coke Boyz 4," and Dominican cab drivers.

In this week's episode, Desus and Mero address your burning questions: Should Kanye have (allegedly) snuffed that kid?

In which Young Chipotle and the Human Du-rag Flap of #desusvsmero pontificate on Richard "Norman" Sherman, Pam Oliver's weave, Rob Ford's patois, Bieber Gone Bad, NYC subway hustles, the MetroPCS Struggle, sexy phlebotomists, and Macklemore's inevitable Grammy sweep.

In yet another slander-packed episode, the Hood Hall & Oates (a.k.a. Desus and Mero) assess the "Same Love" movement, Lil TerRio's future, Ray J's relevance, Black History Month, and more.

February's first episode finds Desus and Mero in a reflective mood on Philip Seymour Hoffman's dealer, drug use vs. drug abuse, the new Jordan store, the swag-less NBA All-Star rosters, the Sochi Winter Olympics, RN Timbs, and the savagery of wearing black Uptowns in winter.

The all-Valentine's Day-edition features Desus and Mero piercing your candy hearts with #knowledgedarts on what V-Day would be called if it was a holiday for dudes, giving sex as a gift, taking a Manhattan girl to El Mangu Tipico, hood proposals, getting pregnant by a K-list rapper, #struggcore, why a BJ just ain't enough in 2014, and the similarity between side chicks and Knicks fans.

Desus and Mero are back—but this time live on camera, with fresh commentary on Terrio, Papoose, Lord Jamar, and the NY guy who got faded on WorldStar. And you thought it couldn't get any realer...

Our hosts delve into #desusgate, Drake's hoops fetish, Jay Z's evil chain, and the legend of Spooky Black. And Bruce Jenner's face.

Young Chipotle and the Human Du-rag Flap pontificate on Pacquiao's mom, French x Khloe, RiRi's cheekage, hood prom pics, and subway shenanigans.

D+M rub hands like Birdman over Terry Richardson's sext game, Macklemore's Melos, Tim Duncan's button-ups, The Steve Francis Face, and Kaylin Garcia's get-money schemes.

Darts galore on Russell Wilson, Bryan #gratata Silva, DJ Khaled, Donald Sterling, and the caucacity of Liam Neeson.

Pointed commentary on Tyga and his beef with Lil Durk, shovel fights, dog-humpings, horny teachers, and L'Eau de Paul Pierce.

Solange's tantrum, Mero's creep life, Michael Sam's kissyface, T.O.'s struggle sale, Boko Haram's beef, Dr. Dre's billions...and Khaled x Terrio.

Kimye, Ray J, Rob K., an outdoor BJ—plus Orchard Beach views, Macklemore vs. Jews, #prombat blues, and the WSHH snooze.

Darts will fly on T.I. vs. Floyd, the Bronx death slap, Super Mario Balotelli, Jaden Smith, Bruce Jenner...and Lil Terrio.

The definitive Summer Jam recap, plus Knowledge Darts on Matt Kemp & Russell Wilson, Justin Bieber's Caucacity, and the NBA Finals.

French Montana's Insta-beef with Tichina Arnold, Khloe Ave, Slowbucks McGee, Dwight "Allegedly" Howard, J.Lo in the BX, #YouKnowYouArePuertoRicanIf, Chubby Chris Brown, and the best striker in the world. It's not Balotelli.

The youngest Wayans sibling joins the Bronx bullies to talk FUPAs, homophobia, and "Funniest Wins."

On the desperation of Robin Thicke, the Jon B curse, Desus' and Mero's doppelgangers, World Cup haircuts, #feloncrushfriday, Rozay on the run, and Michelle Wie's twerk game.

Special holiday edition of #desusvsmero on white rappers, pranks in the hood, BET Awards fails, and US soccer.

With The Kid Mero M.I.A. in places unknown, we've got nothing but D for you—pause—as well as some hilarious never-before-seen outtakes.

On Total Slaughter, Romeo Santos, King James, Prince Fielder, EJ Johnson, Azealia Banks, and Chris Brown.

The Bronx bullies on Omarion's bid, beating up child molesters, Kevin Gates eating booty, and Lil TerRio's workout plan.

Nicki's cheeks, Childish Gambino's tough talk, NYPD's chokeholds, the Jenner sisters' turn-up, plus limbless fighters and L.A.'s "Little Women."

Not for the faint of heart: bodega shootings on video, kids setting themselves on fire, Paul George snapping his leg, the ebola takeover, and Rick Ross having sex. UGH!

EDM meets DvM as guest host Dillon Francis joins the show to slander Paris Hilton's DJ career, EDM fashion, Money Mayweather's spongebath, and more.

London's own Estelle joins the Bronx bullies to chat about "True Romance," the Ice Bucket Challenge, DM thirst, and the fiasco in Ferguson.

On "The Washed Episode," DvM address the MTV VMAs, Joe Budden, Kweli vs. Lemon, 50 vs. Floyd, Nick vs. Mariah, and "Dating Naked."

DvM gets naked with The Fappening, Amber Rose, CeeLo's Twitter fail, NFL escorts, haka dances, and the Pull Your Pants Up Challenge. Breh!

Olivia Longott joints DvM to plug her book before the hosts throw darts on the Ray Rice coverup, Bruce Levenson, and fisticuffs with Young Thug and Rich Homie Quan.

Live in the flesh, the one and only Lil TerRio waddles into our hearts on this very special edition of DvM.

Comedian Damien Lemon joins DvM to discuss the newest nude leaks, Bow Wow's engagement, Keyshia Cole's scrap, LBJ's hairline, and Charlo Greene.

Introducing a new segment in which D+M discuss whether Jay Z, Kanye West, Chief Keef, and Lord Jamar are "washed" or "notwashed." Where that Suavitel?

D+M invite Fat Jew to discuss ASAP's new video, Raven-Symone's identity crisis, male sex toys, Lena Dunham, and Desus' cameo on Bourdain's show.

Hannibal Buress joins DvM to talk Steve Harvey's dating site, professional twerking, and dome do's and don'ts. Plus: Wiz and Future's new song and Mike Tirico's race.

Pumpkin Fest Caucacity, The Migos > The Beatles, Sus Moments in Hip-Hop, Birdman, Bieber's boxing, Drake's airball, Chimney Lady, and Titty Twerking.

Desus and Mero tell you if your Halloween costume is racist or nah. Also: Putting NBA players through The Rinse Cycle. Yao Ming!

Hop onboard the Struggle Bus, where Desus and Mero review the music videos of your favorite no-name WorldStar rappers. Plus Kendrick Lamar.

The 8-Ball Jacket smack heard 'round the web, Caucacity at Nordstrom, Fat Joe's new scheme, DJ Khaled's mystery mate, and the Photoshop wizardry of PeejeT.

Knowledge Darts on Beyonce's new video, Don Lemon, Rudy Giuliani, Waka Flocka, Marshawn Lynch, and grandmas puffin' piff.

The god Iman Shumpert blesses DvM with Knowledge Darts on #KnicksTape, Teyana Taylor, J.R. Smith, and getting booed on his draft night.

Good ol'-fashioned DvM slander on Diddy vs. Drake, Breezy vs. Drake, Weezy vs. Baby, Azealia vs. Azalea, and Mariah vs. our eardrums. Plus Don Lemon.

Back like Cheese Eyes for ep. 45: Kobe passes MJ, #KnicksHats, TeamSwish, D'Angelo & J.Cole, Memph Man marriage, Lisa Ann retirement, and ISIS. IBC?

A year's worth of slander in one DvM, with "DVM-ies" for 2014's dumbest Caucacity, Best Fight, Worst Rapper, biggest Wingding, and the realest RN.