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Look, 'Piranha II' was his best film. Just deal with it.

Marky Mark is an evil genius.

Or: How Tolkein Just Ripped Off History.

Because an accurate cop show would be totally boring.

For all our sakes, it's time to put this sexy, sexy man out to pasture.

Basically, we're all a bunch of baby birds trying to get already-eaten food from impossibly curvy women. It's science.

Aladdin pretty much spells it out in song and dance what a shady conman he actually is. But, hey, he has a goofy monkey sidekick and turned Genie into a slave, so just forget about all that nonsense. If we're being honest, Princess Jasmine might be better off with Jafar..

Carmen Sandiego does everything Indiana Jones does, plus she's educated way more kids than he has. And she's probably killed, like, 100 times more Nazis as well.

It turns out the Mad Max-type future is going to be loaded six-shooters, mustaches, and wide-brimmed hats.

Titanic Ending Fan Theory: If Rose didn't bang Jack, the mediocre artist, in the back of a luxury town car was, she wouldn't have damned her soul to an eternity along with all the people she killed.