A Message From the CEO

What? Kids love chocolate.

America has spoken, and it wants TV that’s more divisive than ever.

It’s like a hipper, sexier version of the Bank of America app. That’s what kids want, right?

All businesses have a growing period! We’re just growing downwards! Impressively fast!

Finally, Tumblr’s returning to its family-friendly roots, like BDSM (Buddies Doing Social Media)!

Save up your allowance! Juul is introducing new ways to experience your favorite vape brand.

This wasn’t supposed to be a website that hosts popularity contests where if you lose, you die.

David Taylor is back, and he still can’t believe this has to be explained.

The CEO of Skype is here with a message for all you “loyal” users.

The perfect cookie exists, we can stop now.

The owner - I mean, CEO - of Midland Park Hardware is here to disrupt… the nail industry?