Vivek Oberoi

as Meet

as Zafar Khan

as Major Sunil Bhatia

as Joseph Chandy

as Raja Bhai Munna

as Bobby

as Narendra Modi

as Bharath

as CBI Officer Amjad Khan

as Aryan Singha

as Meet Mehta

as Satbeer

as Abhimanyu a.k.a. Jayanta Bhai a.k.a Padosee (Neighbor)

as Kaal

as Meet Mehta

as Lokesh Duggal (Lucky)

as Pratap Ravi

as Pratap Ravi

as Prince

as Self

as Riyaaz

as Rizwan Khan

as Mahindra "Maya" Dolas

as Luckee

as Mohan

as Vicky Malhotra

as Keshav 'Kesu Firangi' Upadhyaya

as Sutradhar

as Kisna

as Dev Malhotra

as Sunny Chopra

as Meet Mehta

as Arjun Khanna

as Arjun Balachandran

as Amar

as Uday Shinde

as Aditya Sehgal

as Chandrakant "Chandu" Nagre

as Arvind Chauhan

as Kaal

as Meet Mehta

as IG Vikram Bakshi

as Jayant Gavaskar

as Self

as Vikrant Dhawan

as Vikrant Dhawan

as Himself

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Self

as Himself

as Self

as Himself