Toby Huss

as Captain Ed

as Pendleton Duvall

as Coroner

as Al Wilmington

as Benny

as Nick Yankovic

as Whitey

as Edward Dickinson

as Todd Ianuzzi (voice)

as Big Mike

as Anthony Lamb

as Scott Sanders (voice)

as Taylor

as Joe

as Hog Jaws

as Ray

as Gil Lawson

as Detective Fred Miller

as Billy Broadhurst

as Cop

as Officer Judkins

as Principal Harding

as Betcher

as Deputy Winston

as Officer Stevenson

as Dr. Joseph

as Governor Johnson

as Harris

as Wayne

as Ed

as Fenton

as Colonel Bob

as George

as Father

as Various Deado Voices (voice)

as Peter

as Clyde Sukeforth

as Dizzy Pagliouci

as Whittman Moderator / Brad the Announcer

as Dr. Yeager

as Man with Cell Phone Who Gets Shot

as Roy Murphy

as Wilson

as Bert Green

as Lee

as Spook

as Glen the Desk Clerk

as Groundskeeper

as Deputy Raymond Ward

as Ansel Adams

as Tennessee (voice)

as Tennessee O'Neal (voice, uncredited)

as Puff's Father

as Dykes

as Jerry / Alejandro / Beach Jock / Sportscaster / Lance

as AmeriShine (voice)

as Red

as Rastus

as Heckle (voice)

as Cameron

as Fake ID Salesman (uncredited)

as Sammy Cybernowski

as Steve Remo

as Seaman Nitro

as TV Thief #2 / Concierge/Bellboy / Male TV Reporter (voice)

as Doubting Thomas Minister

as Kenny

as Todd Ianuzzi

as Cowboy

as Ted

as Clerk #1

as Whip

as Terry

as Regional Director Ronald Barrett

as Carl Lurtsema

as James W. McCord Jr.

as Mike Gerard

as Jesus (voice)

as Hugh Hefner

as Milius (voice)

as Big Mike

as Edward Dickinson

as Caesar / Cruelius Sneezer (voice)

as J.J. 'Tex' McCready

as Johnny the Hat

as Bob Burke

as Captain Spooky

as Coach Doug

as Nelson

as John 'Bos' Bosworth

as Uncle Dave

as Tom

as Warden Granville

as Bill

as Patient / Orderly / Doctor (voice)

as Quartie Sturges

as Tom

as Shoeshine Customer

as Farmer Mark

as Steve's Boss

as Robber (voice)

as Travis

as Booboo / Commander (voice)

as Flanagan the Drug Dealer

as Old Timey Psychiatrist

as Deutsche Stimme (voice)

as Frank Lynch

as Todd Packer (voice) (uncredited)

as Scaramantula (voice)

as Big Mike

as Stumpy Dreifuss

as Hank

as Frank Sinatra / Jeff Levitt

as Limo Driver

as Jupiter

as Detective John Whalen

as (voice)

as Cpl. Rusty Link

as Dale Gribble/ Cotton Hill/Kahn Souphanousinphone (voice)

as Junior

as Maxi-Mart Clerk (voice)

as Artie

as Jack / The Wiz

as Self