Tim Bentinck

as Dr. Haase

as Dave (Lawyer)

as Gate Guard / Additional Voices (voice)

as Sports Announcer

as Tjure (voice)

as Announcer

as The Doctor (body double)

as Conrad

as Bilson

as Phil

as Witness

as Frederick Forsyth

as Rupert

as Chief Inspector

as Ludovic Kennedy

as Stanley Kovack

as Conjoined Gnome Left (voice)

as Tipsy Man

as (Voice)

as Ebenezer Scrooge / Narrator (voice)

as Narrator (English)

as German Official

as Lt. Gen. Hans Speidel

as Roger (voice)

as Marlborough

as Sergeant Dumas

as U-boat Commander

as First Officer

as Richard Harwood (as Timothy Bentinck)

as Finnish Announcer

as Jack

as Pirate

as Harris

as Voice: Red 1 / Blue 2 / Red 3

as Artemis

as Rone Blakely

as Doctor Recklaw

as General Pecking

as Mr. Gilman

as Radio Continuity Announcer

as Marcus

as President Brigadier Alan Slater

as Eddie Hall(as Timothy Bentinck)

as John Betjeman

as Shadowy Freemason

as Dr Odess

as Home Secretary

as Freddy Seaborn

as Richard Parker

as Sir Edward Hastings

as Narrator

as Judge Harrison

as Voice of the Monks

as Cliff Lawton

as Uncle Augustus

as Hans Gothard

as Mark Fitzherbert

as Captain Murray

as Simon Farr

as George

as Meech

as Greg Mitchell