Stephen Spinella

as Self

as Thomas 'Tom' Tuggiero

as Albert

as Paul

as Dr. Richard Marks

as Lester Marra

as Sanford

as Psychiatrist

as Asa Vintner Litton

as Chad

as Rick Stokes

as Concierge

as Stuart

as Robert / Peaches

as Ticket Seller

as Simon Stimson

as Chicken Man

as Ivan Todd

as Knox

as Federal Theatre - Donald O'Hara

as Carter Macleish

as Michael Wigglesworth (voice)

as Doug Stein

as Douglas

as Perry Sellars

as Percy

as Hummus Guy

as Young Man at Rolls

as Lindenmeyer

as Frank

as Brandy Alexander

as Greg Garrison

as Julius Cuyper

as Chris

as Howie Cournemeyer

as Garrett Sinclair

as Jordan Loving

as Merrick Hausmann

as Russell Berger

as ADA Marc Odenthal

as Oliver Dennison

as Eric

as Malar Pascowitz

as Hans Stollbach

as Dr. Samuel Heller

as Dr. Capler

as Joel Kemper

as Father Patrick

as Miles Papazian

as Mr. Kishell

as Rex Pinsker

as Bob McCarthy

as Morgan Smith

as Bret

as Henry Lotery

as Randall Schoonover

as Andrew Polone

as Percy