Stanley Townsend

as First Voice (voice)

as Mr Parks

as Simon Cohen

as Narrator

as Joe Costello

as Gilbert

as Sir Constance

as Addison Dewett

as Franklin Pope

as Narrator

as Phineas Stark

as Sheriff Weinbacher

as Paul

as The Earl of Kent

as Bar Kappara

as Luciano Pavarotti

as Milton Katselas

as Bill

as Victor Hugo / Vladimir Trunkov / Ivan the Tow Truck (voice)

as Danny Machin

as Gianni

as David O. Selznick

as Theseus

as Inspector Brian Hogan

as Tramp

as Henry

as Saddam

as Narrator

as Zechariah

as Sam Pollock

as Garda Hourigan

as Capt. Tommy Byrnes

as Keown

as Mara

as Interview Panelist

as Victor

as Bride's Father

as Dr. O'Meara

as Turkish Governor

as Mickey Mac

as Matapan

as Newsreader

as Narrator

as Des, Health Inspector

as Mr. Doyle

as John Horan

as Hooker's Driver

as Anaesthetist

as Washington, Destry Rides Again

as Les

as Henry James

as President Minos

as Emil Bartos

as Bill McGuire

as Commandant Jayhold Beehaz

as Anthony Denny

as General Ad-Din

as Senator Daniel Shea

as King of Valencia

as Colonel William Donovan

as Inspector Hackett

as Colonel Blood

as Father Joe

as Aiden Galvin

as Warwick

as Rex Riley

as Bruce Garrett

as John Frobisher

as Moscati

as Angelo

as Michael Neary

as Johnny Keyes

as Jose De Perez

as Roy Woodring

as Anatol Stolnavich

as DI Bailey

as Det. Inspector Barrison

as Micky Keeler

as Consultant

as Keith Johnson

as Igor Saukas

as Constable