Scott Farley

as Antelope (voice)

as Nicholas

as Phillip

as Henrik / Elf Reporter / Polish Coach / Reindeer 3 / Crowd Member 2 (voice)

as Kazimir (voice)

as Self

as Jeff

as Lucian

as Nicholas

as Guardian Jeremiah

as Dharma the Parrot (voice)

as Corporal Ralph Craig

as 50s Husband

as Improviser #1

as Carlin Caterpillar

as Eli Goss