Philippe Spall

as Train Conductor

as Pierre

as Chef

as Arnaud

as Monsieur Courbet

as Seyton

as Trench Officer - Belgian

as Pimp #1

as Monet

as Dave

as French Journalist

as French Journalist

as Pierre

as Martin Swale

as Sunif Brecanti

as Pierre Womack

as Hemet

as Parisian Dog Walker

as Executioner

as Vlad the Impaler