Patrick Fitzsymons

as TV Football Commentator (voice)

as Mr. Richards

as Tommy Kerans

as Additonal Voices (voice)

as Tanglefoot / Mr. Guard / Siberian Tiger (voice)

as Mr. Munrow

as Ader Haddack

as Deputy Features Editor

as Michael

as Albert Walmsley

as Swan #1 (voice)

as Voice

as Paddy's Father

as Supermarket manager

as Mr Boddington

as Deputy Commissioner Norman Bracknell

as Galloway

as DCI Mark Moffatt

as Reginald Lannister

as Reporter

as Supermarket Manager