Patrick Bristow

Actor Sep 26 (age 63) Los Angeles, California, USA 1988–2024 (36 year career)

6.4 avg rating

Biography

Patrick Bristow was born on September 26, 1962 in Los Angeles County, California, USA. He is an actor and director, known for Showgirls (1995), So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) and The Longest Yard (2005).

Known For

Film

The Longest Yard

Walt

Film

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Landlord's Grandson

Film

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

Bolton, Virtucon Tour Guide

Film

Pain & Gain

Spy Shop Clerk

Film

Reality

Klaus

Film

Showgirls

Marty Jacobsen

Film

So I Married an Axe Murderer

Cafe Roads Performer

Film

Superintelligence

Digital Superintelligence (voice)

Filmography

Acting (72)

Movies (27)

Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar

2021

as Elderly Scientist

6.0

Superintelligence

2020

as Digital Superintelligence (voice)

6.0

Barbie & Kendra Save the Tiger King

2020

as Dr Florence Henderson (voice)

2.8

Barbie & Kendra Storm Area 51

as Chunky (voice)

The Untold Story

as Walter

Mistrust

as Trent Masterson

Reality

as Klaus

Transformers: Age of Extinction

2014

as Landlord's Grandson

6.0

Evolution Within Extinction

2014

as Self

7.7

Griot's Lament

2014

as King Frederick The Great

My Trip Back to the Dark Side

as Belly Wrapper

Pain & Gain

as Spy Shop Clerk

All About Evil

as Peter Gorge

The Enigma with a Stigma

as Joe McVicker

Jimmy and Judy

as Dr. Walters

The Longest Yard

as Walt

Detonator

as DeJuan Michaels

Beethoven's 4th

as Guillermo

I'm Losing You

as Rico

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

1997

as Bolton, Virtucon Tour Guide

6.6

The Twilight of the Golds

as Brandon

Showgirls

as Marty Jacobsen

A Bucket of Blood

as Link

Revenge of the Red Baron

1994

as Guard

2.4

So I Married an Axe Murderer

1993

as Cafe Roads Performer

Delirious

as Bellboy

Rewrite for Murder

as Howard

Television (45)

Nobody Wants This

2024

as Pat

7.4

Wizards Beyond Waverly Place

as Wizardpedia

Minx

as Walt

The Morning Show

as Gordon

Crash & Bernstein

as Puppeteer

Last Man Standing

as Salesman

Old Dogs & New Tricks

as Dr. Keebler

Pretty Little Liars

as Gallery Owner

Good Luck Charlie

as Mr. Dingwall

The Middle

as Oracle

The Minor Accomplishments of Jackie Woodman

Big Day

American Dad!

as (voice)

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

as Patrick

Zoey 101

as Mr. Fletcher

Hopeless Pictures

Listen Up!

as Arthur Dotson

NCIS

as Channing Elroy

That's So Raven

as Tony

Still Standing

as Simon

Fillmore!

Grounded for Life

as Director

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

as Lionel Rose

Curb Your Enthusiasm

as Steve

Malcolm in the Middle

2000

as Phillip

8.5

Family Guy

1999

as Cheesy Charlie's Manager (voice)

Grown Ups

Charmed

as Jordan

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

as Self

King of the Hill

as P.J. (voice)

Head over Heels

Sabrina, the Teenage Witch

as Mercury

The Drew Carey Show

as The Salesman

Friends

as Stage Manager

Ellen

as Peter Barnes

Sister, Sister

as Henrique

Madman of the People

as Ollie

The Second Half

as Airline Ticket Clerk (uncredited)

Black Tie Affair

Mad About You

as The Clerk

The Larry Sanders Show

1992

as Raoul

7.7

Adventures in Wonderland

as Cavebunny

Dream On

as Steward Stu

Seinfeld

as Wig Master

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

1988

7.7