Nicholas Tennant

as Real World Man

as Gordon Burgess

as Angry Man

as PC Houseman

as Inspector (uncredited)

as Head Librarian (as Nicholas Tennant)

as Corporal Nobbs

as Phil

as Gordon (segment "Bone")

as College Student

as Sailor

as Curley

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Marquis Older Barman

as Ernest Bagnall

as Head Librarian

as Corporal Nobbs