Michael Patrick McGill

as Officer Deckard

as Self

as Father Michael

as Tom

as Deep Throat

as Cop

as Dad

as Capt. Fitzpatrick

as Garbage Man

as Lambrew Beer Dad

as Detective Powell

as Neighbor Steve

as Aaron

as Officer Mike

as Detective Baker

as Ratner's Father

as Beet Red Father

as Lumber Junction Manager

as Officer

as Officer Hughes

as Sergeant Costrow

as Victor

as LAPD Officer

as Building Inspector

as Neighbor #1

as Slim

as Alan

as Undercover 2

as Dr. Martin Wesson

as Bernie / Hot Dog Vendor (voice)

as Bar Patron

as General Ross (voice)

as General Ross (voice)

as Curtis Perry

as Harvey

as Bob

as Ed

as Det. John Iverson

as Coach Spears

as Detective

as Officer O'Brien (voice)

as Clerk

as Dave Richards

as Coach Ed Myers

as Tommy

as Mall Cop

as Duke

as Cop

as Officer Jerry

as Cop

as Sanitation Steve

as Richard Vernon

as Umpire

as Jack

as Officer

as Police Officer

as Dean Evans

as Marshall

as Ump

as Troy

as Man in Parking Garage

as Deputy

as Rowland

as Ron

as Bob Corson

as Oklahoma Officer

as Kenny Anderson

as Feminist Shirt Guy

as City Worker

as Janitor

as Father Feeney

as Driver

as Crime Scene Policeman

as Officer Brian Whistler

as Cop

as Guy at Party

as Joe Kelly

as Officer Smith

as Bigfoot / The Annhiliationator (voice) (as Michael McGill)

as First Patrolman

as Manager

as Pete Evans

as Noom

as Diner Manager

as Officer Brady

as Ruben Caster

as Dave - Paramedic

as Gary Bristow

as Checkpoint Guard

as Officer Gailey

as Irish Bartender

as Security #1

as Babe Ruth