Michael Morrison

as Santa

as Chief Inspector David Thornberry

as Father John / Bishop John

as Dibble Father

as Harry Huge

as Taxi Passenger

as Valdez Gonzalez

as Harry the Reporter

as Elmo Fudd

as Mr. Goldberg

as Jason

as Harry the Reporter

as Jerry

as Tex

as Party Guest (uncredited)

as Orgy Guy - Blue Blazer