Michael McCafferty

as Farmer Guard (voice)

as Witness

as Denny

as Ned, Enemy Baker

as Commander Walcott

as Ticket Vendor

as Snooty Historian

as Therapist / Agent Pedone (voice)

as Officer Collins

as Pervy Earth Science Teacher (uncredited)

as Albert Eberts

as Ted

as Andrew Rigatelli

as Todd Clint

as Microverse Mayor (voice)

as UTL Commissioner

as Teenage Captain Kirk

as Principal

as Mr. Conley

as Mr. Hasik

as Brian

as Denny

as Commander Stryker

as Bruce

as Mark Matt

as Producer Mike (voice)

as Oliver Dixon

as Xavier Peretti

as Reverend Horton

as Chief

as Himself

as Master Altimus Valdemont

as Cabbie

as Mike

as Bruce White

as Albert Eberts

as Consultant