Matthew Alan

as Colton

as Matt

as Brad

as Banks

as Pool Player

as Jack

as Dale

as Dan Gerbig

as Rob / 'Jedward'

as Trelaine

as Master Sergeant Joshua Dane

as Dalton Caldwell

as Ivan Samuels

as Officer Gabrish

as Mr. Conrad

as Denny Cobb

as Deputy Eastchurch

as Ryan Davis

as Chris Merrill

as Seb

as Lambert

as Stephen Havemeyer

as Seth

as Officer Montero

as Owen (Sleeper Agent)

as Wes Arben

as Sam Roberts

as Mike Mulligan

as Zack Thomas

as Hal

as Pvt. Gary Campbell

as Billy Russ

as Baby Class Student

as Jason Bagwell

as Dylan Dreslyn

as Kelvin Bittaker

as Ben Adams

as Mike

as Danny

as Matt Leishenger

as David Fisher

as Herman Scobie

as Cunningham

as Gorya "Gory" Sorokin

as Paul Booth