Mary Faber

as Mom

as Tina (voice)

as Sadie Gray

as Miss Lurleen / Texas Lady / Pageant Lady / PA Voice (voice)

as Jen

as Megan

as Understudy Velma / Prudy / Health Ed Teacher

as Self (archive footage)

as Shy

as Tina (voice)

as Joanne

as Mom (voice)

as Ellen

as Macy

as Morbidia (voice)

as Marla

as Karaoke Katie (voice)

as Natalia

as Kathryn Pinewood

as Lori Wilson