Mark Wilson

as Self

as Mr. Leonard

as Capt. Conklin

as Deputy Ruddy

as Herb Jasper

as Det. Sam Baluzy

as Det. Percy Harris

as Leo Mintz

as Reporter

as Det. Monroe

as Wally Starbuck

as Mookie

as Callabresse

as Teacher

as Butch

as Newcaster

as Sgt. Tom Goodie

as Bill / Waiter / Bingo Host

as Wilkie

as Detective Sergeant Al 'Moose' Lepinsky

as Large Al

as Regis Leonard

as Jerry Bensinger

as Webber

as The Landlord

as Steve

as The Colonel

as Mac Burley

as Agent Young

as The Pilot

as Ross McMillen

as Glen Braxton

as Fred Roberts