Mark DeCarlo

as Father Carlo / Coot (voice)

as Mr. Dalmer

as Ashley Cordray Esq.

as Earl

as News Anchor

as Fabrice

as Dancer

as Ken Stevens

as Richardson

as (voice)

as Fly (voice)

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Chuck Steak

as Carmine "The Beans" Pasquale / George Cheeseman

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Hockey Rabbi

as Officer Hunter

as Hugh Neutron / Emergency System / Gen. Abercrombie (voice)

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Hugh Neutron (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Yokian Waiter (voice)

as Lazlo 'Ted' Wozzeck

as Security Elf 1 / Flippy (voice)

as Thummy / Don Bazzarzini / Wartz

as Black Helmet Man / The Interviewer / TV Anchor (voice)

as Hugh Neutron / Pilot / Arena Guard (voice)

as Fred / Narrator / Bank Depositer / Millionaire (voice)

as The Interviewer / TV Anchor / Elvis / Lookout #2 / Rich Man at Dinner / 'Shuffle Board Finals?' (voice)

as Black Helmet Man (voice)

as Jack

as Dad (voice)

as Joel Hemmert

as Coach

as Dr. Skip

as Teddy's Father

as Anchor

as Chance

as Frankie DeLuca

as Mr. Morrison

as Himself

as Voice of Cupid

as Storm Reno

as Buddy Fontaine

as Hugh Neutron / Yokian Waiter #1 (voice)

as Albert Mayo

as Announcer

as (voice)

as Pitch Monster (voice)

as Tom Keats

as Brett McInerny

as Self

as Rob Hackett (voice)

as Tony Lane

as Self - Host

as Alec Berg

as Billy Joe Walker