Jonny Coyne

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as Spiros

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as Priest 2

as Gus Petraki

as Fiance

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as Farrell

as Warlord

as Peter Strauss

as Allfather D'Aronique

as Raymond

as Detective Fitzroy

as George de Mohrenschildt

as Farouk

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as Col. Jonathan Cooke

as Dr. Alek Barath

as Ian Garvey

as Victor Perugian

as Dr. Lydgate

as Edwin James

as Dr. Lydgate

as Craig

as Governor (as Jonathan Coyne)

as Uncle Rico

as Asgerd

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as Paulos

as French Officer

as Customer(as Jonathan Coyne)

as James de Witt

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as Yahoo

as Maitre D'

as Polish Accountant

as Roger Morgan (as Jonathan Coyne)

as DHSS Manager (as Jonathan Coyne)

as Photographer (as Jonathan Coyne)

as Journalist #1