John Thomson
Biography
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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Filmography
Acting (150)
Movies (59)
Nightborn
2026 Upcomingas Jon's Father
Aug 6
Fackham Hall
2025as Bill
The People Before
2025as Knotweed Man
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
2023as Self
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023as Self
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022as Plank
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022as Self
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022as Self
Last Train to Christmas
2021as Vic
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
2021as Narrator
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
2021as Self
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020as Himself, Various Characters
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020as Self
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
2020as Self
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
2019as Narrator
7 Up & Me
2019as Self
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019as Himself
Dying Laughing
2017as Self
Grimsby
2016as Bob Tolliver
Billionaire Boy
2016as Len
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016as Kevin Ruddock
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
2016as Self - Presenter
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
Northern Soul
2014as Terry
The Power of Darts
2013as Narrator (voice)
Pulp
2013as Dave Burns
Help Point
2013as Stephen
Dementamania
2013
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012as Himself
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010as Self
The Road to Coronation Street
2010as Harry Kershaw
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009as Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Inkheart
2008as Darius
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007as Self - Narrator (voice)
The Dealer
2006as Bat
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005as Mr. Windfall (voice)
Fat Slags
2004as Foreman
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
2003as Interviewee – Actor
24 Hour Party People
2002as Charles
Dog Eat Dog
2001as Football Coach
Station Jim
2001as Harold
Born Romantic
2000as First Cab Driver
The Flint Street Nativity
1999as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
1999as Self
The Fast Show Live
1998
Up 'n' Under
1998as Stan
You Are Here
1998as Peter Keggy
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997as Dimitri
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
1997as Mr. Loughborough
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
Roger Roger
1996as Barry
Dangerous Lady
1995
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
1995as Nathan
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994as Simon Joke
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994as Bernard Right On/Various
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
1994as Fat Bob
Paul Calf's Video Diary
1993as Fat Bob
The Weekenders
1992as Policeman 1
Television (91)
Art Detectives
2025as William Titchfield
Celebrity Puzzling
2025as Self - Panellist
Secret Life of the Auction House
2025as Self - Narrator (voice)
The Gentlemen
2024as Frank
Captivated
2024as Geoff
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024as Self
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024as Self - Narrator
Sister Boniface Mysteries
2022as Leonard Monk
Bridge of Lies
2022as Self - Participant
Dodger
2022as Farmer Grundles
Best Year Ever
2022as Self - Actor
The Weakest Link
2021as Self
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021as Self - Contestant
McDonald & Dodds
2020as Jimmy Daly
Dog Loves Books
2020as Dog (voice)
Brassic
2019as Colin Popov
This Time with Alan Partridge
2019as Joe Beasley
Celebrity Catchphrase
2018as Self
The People's Vet
2018as Self - Narrator
Shane the Chef
2018
Richard Osman's House of Games
2017as Self - Contestant
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016as Self - Narrator
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014as Self
Father Brown
2013as John Banks
Through the Keyhole
2013as Self
Plebs
2013as Mr. Adolphus
Strange Hill High
2013as Various (voice)
Catchphrase
2013
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013as Self - Narrator
The Mimic
2013as Nigel Lord
BBC Comedy Feeds
2012as Steve
Death in Paradise
2011as DCI Chris Ricketts
The Jonathan Ross Show
2011as Self
The Chase: Celebrity Special
2011as Self
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011as Self - Participant
Sooty
2011as The Boss
The Lock Up
2011as Narrator
Angela and Friends
2009
Big Top
2009as Geoff
Heads or Tails
2009as Self - Contestant
Celebrity Juice
2008as Self
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008as Self
Skins
2007as Sam Brooks
Kingdom
2007as Nigel Pearson
Mobile
2007as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
Engineering the World Rally
2007as Himself - Narrator
New Street Law
2006as Charlie Darling
Ghosthunting With...
2006
8 Out of 10 Cats
2005as Self
Monkey Trousers
2005
Blackpool
2004
Celebrity Mastermind
2003 The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002as Self
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
2002as Self
Murder in Mind
2001as Alan Squires
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001as Sir Donald Tyburn
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000 It's Only TV But I Like It
1999as Self
Cold Feet
1998as Pete Gifford
Roger Roger
1998as Barry
Midsomer Murders
1997as Cooper Steinem
Silent Witness
1996as DI Warren Bull
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
1996as Self - Panellist
Pond Life
1996 Saturday Live
1996as Cabbie
Crapston Villas
1995
Coogan's Run
1995
Fist of Fun
1995as Pied Piper of Hamelin
The World of Lee Evans
1995as Customer
Ready, Steady, Cook
1994as Self - Guest
Pie in the Sky
1994as Andrew Vernon
The Fast Show
1994as Various Characters
The Day Today
1994as Treasurer
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994as Petty Officer Alan Partridge
Shooting Stars
1993as Self
Harry
1993as Royo
Men Behaving Badly
1992as Ken
Blue Heaven
1992as Waiter 2
The Dead Good Show
1992as Various
Soldier Soldier
1991as Sgt Dunn
Murder Most Horrid
1991as Daniel Hoffmeyer
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
This Morning
1988as Self
Top of the Pops
1964as Self - Host
Flower Pot Men
1952
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
as Self - Team Captain
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
as Bernard Righton
Crew (3)
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