John T. Woods

as Bertok

as Nelson Shell

as Todd

as Alfonso 'Four-Eyes' Sihft

as Officer Outside House (voice)

as Mark - Career Counselor

as Doug

as Bill Holden

as Dr. Fleischer (segment "Phase I Clinical Trials")

as Paul Boxer

as Sami

as Noah

as Julian

as Will

as Jock

as Ron

as Duff Daniels

as Jason Tyrell

as Sergeant

as Gay Man #2

as Barry Vertree

as John Doe / Henry Morse

as Noyce

as Flower Shop Guy

as Newberg

as Stephen Caldwell

as Tony

as Navy Chief Petty Officer Jason Crosby

as Bellows