John Schwab

as The Thing Acting Double

as Sheriff Bilstein

as Tech Operator

as Paramedic

as Lefty Grove

as Rudolph Young

as Ulli / Other Mainline Diesel (voice)

as Vinnie (voice)

as Narrator (voice)

as Travis Tygart

as National Space Agency Spokesperson

as Detective

as Deputy National Security Advisor

as Narrator (voice)

as Reporter

as Umpire

as American Bureaucrat

as Pilot

as Agent Imefine

as Prince Charmless (voice)

as Lt. Col. James Lann

as Andrew Brettler

as Roger Post

as Matthew Mitchie

as Eric Klein

as Mr. Booth

as Abe Steiner

as Jotham Starr

as Thomas Miller

as Lang Jefferies

as Narrator

as Bywater

as Announcer