John Pirruccello

as Bordeaux

as Chip Baker

as Stegman

as Horace

as Donald

as Mr. Tulip

as self

as Dan

as Henry

as Tim

as Duct Tape Salesman

as The Therapist

as Nick Stavros

as Dwayne

as Hair Dresser

as Kevin

as Joe

as Jason

as William Forsythe

as Chuck Donelan

as Professor Tocchini

as Sheriff Ray Royce

as Terry

as Mitch Kaplan

as Detective John Loach

as Detective O'Grady

as Jason

as David Wellman

as Principal Kling

as Mr. Barnheiser

as Man asked about Waterloo

as Scientist

as Dennis Gennaro

as Papa (voice)

as Security Agent

as Gregor Hobart

as Resident Jogger

as Police Helicopter Pilot

as Dennis

as Larry

as Deputy Chad Broxford

as Warren Wingspan (voice)