John F. Schaffer

as Ling Cho

as Lester

as Donny

as Manager

as Pudgy John

as Customer

as Businessman

as Phillip

as Gimp

as Gettysburger Lovin' Patron

as Wayne

as Barista Man

as Sav-a-Bunch Manager

as Audience Member

as Photographer

as Chicago Atty.

as Cop

as Jehovah's Witness

as Guy

as Man

as Reporter

as Drooling Patient