Joey Slotnick

as Dr. Zubrovksy

as The Goon

as Matt Sinclair

as Charlie Goodman

as Dave

as Zimmerman

as Mr. Slick

as Retirement Home Administrator

as George Axelrod

as Wes

as Homeless Man

as Dan Jester

as Ronald Krapner

as Tad / Subject #59

as Larry

as Donald Westerfeld

as Frank Chase

as Soda Jerk

as Burger Jungle Manager

as Steve Wozniak

as Walters

as Zane Levy

as Jason

as Joey

as Doris' Fan #2

as Milton Friedlander / The Mastermind

as Antonio Salerno

as Dickie

as Greg Carrots

as Alistair Reed

as Frank Merwin

as Gleb

as Larry Weinstock

as Anthony Dudewitz

as Jimmy Neptune

as Leo Quinn

as Jerry

as Brett Carter

as Cliff Aimes

as Simon Griffin

as Waiter

as Warren

as Dr. Merril Bobolit

as Joe Boyle

as Steven Haladki

as Marty Gibson

as Marvin

as Milton Buttle

as Walter Camp

as Dick Clark (voice)

as Jimmy Clarke

as Sam Sloan

as Mr. Selman

as Brian Levine

as Tuck