Joey Richter

as Self

as Greg

as Ted Spankoffski/Homeless Man/Pete Spankoffski

as Ted Spankoffski

as Crumb/Ragweed Rockhammer/Ensemble

as Self

as Pete Spankoffski, Pete’s Drama Student, Dan Reynolds

as Peter Spankoffski

as Ted Spankoffski

as Dan Reynolds / Malone / Homeless Man / Obnoxious Teen

as Ethan Green / Brad Callahan / Man

as Dan Reynolds / Ted Spankoffski / Uncle Wiley

as The Homeless Guy / Uncle Wiley / Cineplex Teen / Jangle / Ted Spankoffski

as Obnoxious Teen / Dan Reynolds

as The Homeless Guy / Uncle Wiley / Cineplex Teen / Jangle / Ted Spankoffski

as Spencer

as Grunt / Snarl / Trunkell

as Matt

as Peter

as Nimbus (voice)/Zealot (voice)

as Themba (voice)

as Ron Weasley

as Ron Weasley

as Ron Weasley

as Himself

as Ezekiel / Ted Spankoffski

as Self

as Jethro Skull

as Self - Society Member

as Giorgio (voice)

as Time Jerker

as Chris Dinkle

as Various Characters

as Ted Spankoffski

as Nils Schloo

as The Time Jerker

as Hong Li (voice)

as Officer Petey

as Apple #8