Joey Richter

as Greg

as Ted Spankoffski/Homeless Man/Pete Spankoffski

as Self

as Pete Spankoffski, Pete’s Drama Student, Dan Reynolds

as Ted Spankoffski

as The Homeless Guy / Uncle Wiley / Cineplex Teen / Jangle / Ted Spankoffski

as Spencer

as Matt

as Nimbus (voice)/Zealot (voice)

as Peter

as Themba (voice)

as Ron Weasley

as Himself

as Jethro Skull

as Giorgio (voice)

as Time Jerker

as Chris Dinkle

as Various Characters

as Ted Spankoffski

as Nils Schloo

as The Time Jerker

as Hong Li (voice)

as Officer Petey

as Apple #8