Joe Basile

as Jack Briar

as Father Mike

as Sheriff Jim Nash

as Radar Operator

as Nick

as Police Lab Tech

as Cop

as Music Video Director

as Bartender

as Disco Doorman Tony

as Ricardo

as Security #2

as Benny

as Guard #1

as MIB #4

as Father #1 at Dad's Day Out

as Patrol Cop

as Colm Lagan

as Officer

as Dan

as Guard

as Manager of Romanini's

as Lenny Edwards

as Mr. O'Neill (segment "Justice is Served")

as Bouncer

as Tough Guy

as Tom Bennini

as Lead Guard

as Delivery Guy