Jeff Blim

as Sam Sweetly

as Mr. Davidson / Sam Sweetly / General McNamara

as Self

as Mr. Davidson/Man in a Hurry/Sam Sweetly/General MacNamara

as Mr. Davidson/Sam Sweetly/MacNamara

as The Narrator/Ensemble

as The Man in a Hurry/Principal

as Brace

as Hatchetfield High Principal, Sam Sweetly, Barry Swift

as Mr. K. Davidson; Freddie Biggs

as Xander Hischier

as Sam Sweetly / Trent Monroe / Sea Captain

as General John MacNamara / Announcer

as Chumby / Papa Sniggle / Man in a Hurry / Watcher World Cowboy

as General John MacNamara / Man In A Hurry / Ken Davidson / Announcer / Ensemble

as Tape Voice / Voice 4

as General John MacNamara / Man In A Hurry / Ken Davidson / Announcer / Ensemble

as Sam / McNamara

as Gabe

as Various Characters

as The Hatchetfield Ape-Man

as Chef Maurice Malone

as Emerson

as Carter Knoll

as Jerry

as Cameron

as Stage Manager