Jason Done

as JRR Tolkien

as Milo

as Mr. Lawlor

as Older Henry (segment "Closets")

as Older Henry

as Narrator

as Rev. Philips

as Rob

as Kadet

as Kiss Me Soldier

as Gary

as Philip Davies

as DS Des O'Boyle

as Barking Police Sergeant

as P.O. Banks

as Keith

as Gary Walker

as Andrew

as Himself - Narrator

as Himself - Narrator

as Dennis

as Narrator

as Self - Narrator (voice)

as Dr. Mark Ashcroft

as Connor Faircroft

as Philip

as Self - UK Narrator (voice)

as Tom Clarkson

as Tom Clarkson

as Nevin

as Mike O'Connor

as Pat

as Christopher Maurer

as Drunk G.I.

as Sean Denning

as Mordred

as Policeman

as Mark Rogers