James Robertson Justice

as Self (archive footage)

as MacIain

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Sir Charles Robson

as Major Bourdon

as Lord Scrumptious

as Countess' Advisor (segment "Metzengerstein")

as Prince of Wales

as McClintock

as Angus McGee

as Sir John (voice)

as Sir Hammond

as Head of Madame Tussauds' Guides

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Librarian

as Narrator

as Sir Charles

as British Beachmaster

as Sir Beverley Grant

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Captain McKenzie

as RAdm. Rainbird

as Kapitän Freytag

as Sir Harvey Russellrod

as Commander Charles Chingford

as Justice Haddon

as Katov - un sculpteur

as Hugo Bryant

as Commodore Jensen / Prologue Narrator

as Luther Ackenthorpe

as Sir Benjamin Boyd

as Sir Ernest "Lieutenant M.J. Farrow, RN" Pease, KBE, FRS

as Capt. Robertson

as Robert Martin / 'Bow Wow'

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Robert Morrison

as James Mansfield

as Naval Commander

as Anton Muller

as 'Mac' MacDonald

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as Dr. Martout

as Doctor Alfred Stoner

as Capt. Boomer

as Warren Ingram

as Colonel Vladimir Denisovich Sklarnoff

as Vashtar

as General Burroughs

as Admiral Ryder

as Captain Brent

as Captain Wentworth Hogg

as Sir James Colebrook

as Sir Lancelot Spratt

as King Henry VIII

as Duke Campbell, of Argyll

as Jonathan Roche

as Little John

as Robert

as The MacAlister

as Matthew Huntington Hatch

as Abishai

as Seaman Quist

as Red Dougal

as Engine Room Officer Trotter

as Mr. Sine

as Prof. Keval

as Tramp

as Sir Arthur Harold

as Simeon Beautrie

as Dr. Maclaren

as Prof. Benbow

as Martin Alonso Pinzon

as Feste

as Arthur Peters

as Ackerman

as Dr. Grimstone

as Branksome (segment "The Facts of Life")

as P.O. (Taff) Evans R.N.

as Eugene Dakers

as Prison Governor

as Operations Room Officer

as Patron (uncredited)

as Centurion of the 8th Legion

as Fitzwilliam

as Self